Magic Wardrobe

No I am off to Caribbean this month, just having a rather large pre-holiday panic!!!

MrGG13 might keel over if their were two of us.....

I thought you were in the Caribbean GG? Confused now, unless there are 2 gravies and/or I need specsavers.

Hadn't realised it was the Magic wardrobes!

I have been blaming the washing machine and some additive they now put in the washing sachets.

As for the hag in the mirror
Well I blame Specsavers, when I remove the Specs my reflection is always least 10yrs younger

I'm hoping for a lovely new summer wardrobe this year ... had some undeserved unintentional weight loss which turned out to be diabetes. Now eating a much healthier diet so hopefully new clothes beckon!

Very good and sensible explanation, grannyticktock.

Yup, it's a known effect of wardrobes : when you hang clothes up, the effect of gravity elongates them and makes them longer and thinner. So the we get the totally misleading impression that as we get older we are getting fatter and losing a little in height, but it's all an illusion.

Now I need to find an explanation for what happens to folded items like tee-shirts.

So the jowly old hag spends time appearing in your mirror as well lovebiegecardigands !
I wondered where else she went to as my DDs have never seen her in the mirror here .

Come and join us on I’m a Pear thread. We are all losing weight slowly and surely with an odd binge ?

I wouldn't mind looking in the mirror and seeing my Mum as she was beautiful, unfortunately I look in the mirror and I see my Grandfather!!

Indeed, and that magic mirror doesn't help either. There's a jowly old hag looking back at me.

I blame the boxes under the bed where I store my seasonal clothes - it doesn't matter which season it is the box has worked it's wicked magic and shrunk the contents.

I've had problematic wardrobes for years.
They seem to shrink everything that goes into them.
Totally unacceptable!

Chocolate used to shrink my clothes but gastritis made them too big, can’t win!

Having now moved into full on panic mode due to impending holiday, cannot stretch clothes / loose weight in 2 weeks Ooooh!!!!

Trawling online shops, I have s feeling that this will not end well!!!!

Me too. I innocently put last years summer clothes away in mine, and not only have they shrunk, but also managed to look a little dated !