At the moment in our supermarket we have to ask for Postcodes (its to see how far people are traveling to come to ours)
I regular came to my checkout whom I have a chat with ,
at the end I asked "would you like to give your postcode"?
I said "Its ok Im not going to follow you home"!
He said "It's ok you can do"!! 
It's Scheiße, merde and mierda from me! 💩 💩 💩
Good Morning Friday 21st August 2026
. Have you had a good laugh lately with someone you’ve never met before?