One thousand and one ..

Domestic kills 99% of all known germs - dead (written by father)
You can't tell the difference between Stork and butter (another blatant lie written by my father) and the Sunsilk shampoo ad with the girl sort of wafting along (father broke leg demonstrating). I also grew up to work in advertising, but I'm keeping my secrets!

Omo adds brightness brightness

Those insidious earworms still remembered after all those years. years
Adverts today seem to try to look like film clips. I loved the dramatic Guinness ads but can't stand the product. Anyone else love the ad but would never buy the product?

Made to make your mouth water
Fresh with the tang of citrus
Four refreshing fruit flavours

Opal Fruits..do they still make them? Chewy and gooey.

No but's it's got to be butter.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club.

Although I don't remember this from TV, a friend alerted me to the John Smith's (beer) adverts with Peter Kay whom I think is the funniest man in the world.

Whenever I feel a bit down I go to his 'Misheard Lyrics' skit on YouTube and it never fails to make me laugh.

Here's his beer advert for JS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-hhWUywXgU

I went to museum where they exhibited domestic equipment through the years. They were also playing all the jingles from old adverts as background music. It was fascinating but I can't remember where it was.

Oh just remembered another! Ironic really that I’d forgotten this one...

Unforgettabubble that’s what you are
Unforgettabubble milk chocolate bar
Why is Aero so incredibubble?
Lalalala lalalala la
You’ll find Aero unforgettabubble too.

My favourite was the one for Boddington's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsmvTkaGODg

Nuts! whole hazlenuts, etc
I'm a Cadbury fruit and nut case etc.

I’ve thought of another:
“Topic - there’s a hazelnut in every bite”.

I havent read all the posts, so apologies if I’m repeating someone else, but I remember the Heineken advert, where the little boy puts his finger in the dyke to stop it flooding.
The caption for these ads was always “Heineken - probably the best lager in the world.”
They were always very witty.
Again, apologies if someone has already posted this ! ?

Mum, I can't do my exam bunged up like this.
Course you can Malcolm!

Sinex nasal spray lasts up to 8 hours.

All these tunes now bouncing around in my head but nobody's mentioned:

I'm going well.
I'm going Shell.
I'm going well on Shell Shell Shell.
Keep going well.
Keep going Shell.
You can be sure of Shell!!

I think Perry Como recorded it on a concert tour of Britain as my friend had been to see him and got his autograph. I loved the scenery especially Loch Ness as I had been there not long before, though I'm not sure if he actually went to all the places!

I'd love a babycham

Also the Hovis advert ...very nostalgic with the young boy pushing his bike up the village street ...think it was Helmsley ...with a basket full of bread to deliver.

Hamlet cigars JackyB; it's just come to me now!

Thinking about the rissoles thread, I remembered, "savoury Birds Eye rissoles, they're made country style".
www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/record/c15de22b-4718-4b34-b89d-1e8bdc05694b

Hannemann (?) cigarillos. The ad with a naked girl in a waterfall only came after the watershed and I remember watching TV with my boyfriend of the time and his younger brother used to hang around waiting for that ad. I rather liked it, especially as my bf was a terrible prude - his little brother and I used to have a giggle. Can't remember the music, although it was something like the air on a g string I think.

Totally out of the question these days - for advertising cigarettes and for the nude lady.

I remember Jeremy The Sugar Puff Bear. Wouldn't be allowed these days!

Not the tune, but I do remember Mint Cracknell
Yummy!

Not sure if it’s been mentioned but...

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before (then the young woman sucks the flake in a very seductive kind of way).

Can anyone remember “Big one....sticks out a mile”

Or (a western theme set) “you wouldn’t kill a man before he’s finished his Texan bar now would ya?”

Or “I’d rather have a bowl of cocoa pops”

Anyone remember this one? Set on a snowy mountain, or someone skiing.
(Goes something like)
Give me Mint Cracknell and I don’t care ?
Give me Mint Cracknell and I don’t care ?
Give me Mint Cracknell and I don’t care ?
It’ll chase the blues away. ?

?Birdseye peas, sweet as the moment when the pod went pop!?

Harrigran that has been my earworm of the day!!

The Smash Martians. "For mash get Smash"

When they laughed at the end was the best bit!