I have heard...

I work in a store on a USAF base. You would not believe what the front page of National Enquirer says about the royal family.... Americans actually believe what is written...

That's the norm for Royal Announcements.

We'll probably just get a bulletin about the birth and that will be it.

Thanks breeze I have some rather nice glasses we can share!

No...surely in this MAD politically correct world it or they will have to make up its or their, own mind as to what gender it/they are ……………...ha ha ……..not allowed to be boys or girls any more ……...its a crazy mixed up world for LOLA L.O.L.A. LOLA …………….

Reading all this is it any surprise they want a private life?

I danced with a man who danced with a woman who danced with the Prince of Wales ......

It will be on me nonnie

I don't believe a word of the Prince William rumours.

If she's right there will be no living with her ?

Its difficult living with her when she's wrong

breeze damson gin for me please.

Sorry I don't care enough to listen to gossip from an electrician.

I do love the humorous responses to this post. But why oh why do some people have to be so nasty, nit-picking, or simply so far up their own backsides when responding? I too love correct grammar, but does it REALLY make a difference in replies on a forum like this?

I already do nonnie. Any winnings go in the gin fund

I did give one lottery win to Maggie's when my dear sister was raising funds for them. And do my monthly cancer research and dogs trust. But everything else in the gin fund

Nonnie I remember that Chinese whisper!

Well done Rufus! 3 apostrophes all in the correct places!!

Do you do the lottery Breeze? Think you should and then, because I gave you such good advice, share your winnings.

Hoping GG54's sparky is wrong as I have twenty quid on a girl called Alice. Although I think I still get paid out if it's a boy called Alice

And before I get jumped on, I put bets on Will and Kate's 3 times and got it right twice (Boy called George/girl called Charlotte) but gave my winnings to Cancer Research.

Although I may spend this payout on gin

Yes, I heard the surrogate baby idea - hence why she's not having it in hospital. Have also heard the Prince William having an affair rumour (lots of it to be found on the internet). Hope it's not true - Katherine looks so thin and haggered these days, but maybe that's just 3 children stopping her from sleeping properly!

Gagagran
Have the crowds begun to gather?
My DS's birthday on Saturday. It is a lovely time of year to have baby.

Well; it's obvious to me even from this distance that she's hanging on for May 1st. Labour Day!, and an inducement if necessary! It's all about party loyalty.

Witzend I was an elderly prima gravida at 24 according to my notes, hope I've spelled/spelt everything well enough to satisfy everyone.

Anyone else remember "Send reinforcements, we're ready to advance" being sent back to HQ and arriving as "Send 3/4p we're going to a dance". I must be old!!

well, the cynic in me wonders if the announcement is being held back until Friday, the day after the Conservative and Labour parties lose hundreds of seats in the local elections on Thursday.

can't wait for next installment