Great Tits

ah lucky you. We were also given one for Christmas, and installed it in a great spot- but no residents yet this year. We will leave it for another Spring then move it perhaps.

Nice ars* too.

Sorry.... I have sunk to a whole new level.

I was thinking along the same lines, gillybob, but was scared to post! [grin ]

Gilly and Shysal, unfortunately, me too

Apologies MotherHubbard, for lowering the tone of your post.

Reminds me of the joke about the nun and the blind man......

However, lovely to hear that your nest box has been occupied MotherHubbard sorry if it hasn't worked out this time.

Oh go on, enlighten us phoenix , I'm bored and need entertaining.

Sorry for lowering the tone. We don't get any tits around where I live (great or otherwise) as the bl**dy rats with wings would see them off.

Yep me too Gillybob ?

I'm so glad to see that it's not just me with a bit of a twisted mind

No there is still a lot of us around thank goodness

? For a nanosecond my initial thoughts too! and then I came to my senses with a "surely not this is GN for heaven's sake, it'll be about birds"...........which of course it is, sigh of relief

Here you are folks. Sorry MotherHubbard! Keep us posted on nest box developments.

Thanks Shysal you made me laugh out loud.

Thank you shysal. I could see it coming which made it all the funnier !

Tit's like coconuts.

Fact .

gillybob

I'm another with a twisted mind!

Sorry we've hijacked your thread MotherHubbard

oh yes- had a giggle as I could see it coming.

Had the shock of my life a few years back as I made a mistake with a direct translation from French- and Googled black tits instead of coal tits - oh my ... that 'learnt' me for sure.

I'm really sorry MotherHubbard, it sounds like she has a dud clutch. That's so sad.

I'm really sorry MotherHubbard, it sounds like she has a dud clutch

Oh stop it sarahcyn ! I am trying to have a cuppa here.

GN at its best !!!!

I like it when we can have a giggle on Gransnet .

Sorry Motherhubbard I just couldn’t resist. But (on a serious note) as I said up thread we rarely get any nice little birds around here as living near the coast we get a lot of seagulls .

The chicks in our box fledged today Motherhubbard just be . They were later last year, so perhaps it is just where you are.

Well, seeing as you asked:

Sister Mary had been a very naughty nun, so was not allowed to go on the annual outing.

She was made to stay in the convent and do the laundry.

As she was alone, she thought she may as well treat herself to a long, hot bath.

Just as she got in, there was a knock at the door.

"Who's there?" She asked.

" Blind man" came the reply.

Seeing no need to cover herself, she went down and opened the door.

The man said "Nice tits, now, where do you want this blind?"

Bugger, " Shysal* beat me to it!