vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

Oh dear, aren't they self cleaning, like ovens. Reminds me of the time I dated a Doctor, many moons ago. I told him, I had my period, and couldn't go stay with him, he was disgusted by it. He said ladies periods are revolting????. Needless to say we didn't go too far in our relationship. Men like him encourage woman to do daft things like steam clean.

Are lady gardens the same as front bottoms???

If your privates smell of fish that usually means you have bacterial vaginosis. This is an infection, but it's not an STI. It's treated with antibiotics.

The vagina does have a natural smell to it, but it shouldn't be fishy. That indicates a problem.

Maybe a feather duster on a stick would be better - or even a chimney sweep? Those cobwebs get everywhere!

Oh how I needed a good belly laugh today - and this was it - especially the thought of Dyson bringing out a new nozzle! Brilliant!

Didn't Joanna Lumley have something similar in a village somewhere? - I think on her Asian travels, but can't remember now.

Poor Gwynnie awoke with a scream,
She'd just had a horrible dream,
But it soon became clear
She had nothing to fear,
She'd forgotten to turn on the steam!

Obviously these celebrities have more money than sense. I'm sure such a treatment is unnecessary! Well done whoever dreamed up making money out of the rich in this way!

Try not to think about mine these days. Last time I saw it it looked like an old Brillo pad

My oven cleaner cancelled last week - maybe he was worried I'd ask for a price for a job lot.

Oh I've had my laugh for today !!

Oh Grans, you are a wicked lot. And squeaky clean as well. Have been having a lot of 'renovation down under' laughs. ?

Do you think the (rather elderly but nice) man who comes to steam clean my oven would mind me asking?

These people are seriously mad. I always get cross hearing this sort of rubbish because I think of the many wonderful causes this money could be spent on.

Just makes me think of a vacuum cleaner and I start to feel like a furry carpet !!!

Who would want a job at that salon looking at assorted bushes and lady gardens every day?

So do you suppose men are going to start asking before they will do anything "When were you last steam cleaned?"

She's crackers - and stupid too. We need all the natural lubrication we can get, especially at our age when it's beginning to dry up.
I wonder what the men think? I've heard they like that fishy smell

Merlot I've just watched the video you posted and I'm now wondering what ads are going to keep popping up on my screen!!

Well I guess that would flush the bats out of my abandoned mine!

Can it do your oven at the same time?

I hope she puts the process on You Tube for our delectation....
[h'mm]

More money than sense? No sense at all, anyways.

What if you hoover your fanny inside out, eh? Induce a prolapse? Good grief. With all the urgent issues to focus on, Paltrow picks a steamed noony?

this is the best thread ever!!

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