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vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

(129 Posts)
petunia Tue 18-Jun-19 15:54:59

i read today that clelbs are flocking to have their vaginas steamcleaned
three things occured to me.

are staff in A+E geared up to treating internal third degree burns

how do you run the area in cold water on the burnt bits

and i wonder what the nozzle looks like

ps-dont think ill be doing this. i dont get mucky enough for a steam clean

FarNorth Tue 18-Jun-19 16:09:03


A nice hot bath is as far as I'm going!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Jun-19 16:10:41

Dare I say - I've never heard of 'owt so daft!

Framilode Tue 18-Jun-19 16:14:03

Daft - and money to burn (literally).

sharon103 Tue 18-Jun-19 16:15:53

The mind boggles lol Whatever next.

hugshelp Tue 18-Jun-19 16:27:16

I had to google it

Think I'll stick to just steaming the oven clean.

Luckygirl Tue 18-Jun-19 16:33:04

"Steam cleanses your uterus" - I've heard everything now! Does the steam have a satnav to get there? grin

dragonfly46 Tue 18-Jun-19 16:33:22

I expect it goes with the colonic irrigation - it all sounds far too painful for me!

DanniRae Tue 18-Jun-19 16:37:57

It's nothing to get steamed up about..........see what I did there? grin

Lazigirl Tue 18-Jun-19 16:42:59

It's a bargain at only $50 for the woman who has everything - a birthday voucher grin?? Men can apparently have the equivalent an "A clean" shock.

agnurse Tue 18-Jun-19 16:49:22

Good grief, there's no way it could actually get into the uterus, as the article points out.

I agree that this sounds very unsafe. Given that you're also adding herbs and things to it, I'd be concerned that it could potentially cause an infection.

The vagina is self-cleaning and as a rule, women should not be putting perfume, soap, or cleansers down there. These can cause irritation and even infections.

annodomini Tue 18-Jun-19 16:55:13

It would be Gwynneth Paltrow, wouldn't it!

PamelaJ1 Tue 18-Jun-19 16:59:15

Well Iā€™m safe.
Thank heavens that Iā€™m not the woman with everything!

bikergran Tue 18-Jun-19 17:45:41

Just checking the attachments that came with my steam mop grin !!

DanniRae Tue 18-Jun-19 18:00:40

bikergran grin

sodapop Tue 18-Jun-19 18:12:31

Bikergran gringrin

Grannyben Tue 18-Jun-19 18:17:35

What you actually forgot to mention was that vacuuming your vagina is now also on the rise. Do you think Dyson will bring out a different nozzle?

MawBroonsback Tue 18-Jun-19 18:28:12


boat Tue 18-Jun-19 18:29:43

Is there anyone on here who would not agree that Gwyneth Paltrow seems to be clinically insane?

agnurse Tue 18-Jun-19 18:32:20


Yup, I heard about that one too. I think the sad reality is that we're not doing a great job about teaching people how their bodies actually work.

I do not blame certain types of sex ed for this. This has nothing to do with sex. This has to do with teaching people the normal functions of the human body and about human anatomy.

nanaK54 Tue 18-Jun-19 18:34:47

fanny funny thread grin

phoenix Tue 18-Jun-19 18:37:20

nanaK54 gringrin

TerriBull Tue 18-Jun-19 18:41:37

She's like a runaway train, Gwyneth Paltrow that is! Almost daily pronouncements on beneficial new practices, most denounced by medical professionals, some positively harmful, all costing a fortune. Take no notice she's clearly batshit! She can't help it she lives in Flakeyville and suffers from advanced naval gazing, it's not easy being a doughnut, even if you are an organic one sad

ninathenana Tue 18-Jun-19 18:49:07

anno just what I was going to post.

G.P. is a complete fruit loop smile

petunia Tue 18-Jun-19 18:52:11

some of these replies made me giggle. we are about due for a new hoover-might go for a hand held. gufaw