vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

But if our lady gardens are self cleaning why are there all those jokes about them smelling like fish. Only asking.

Squeaky clean?

Paltrow is totally insane. Vacuum cleaning etc. Now I’ve heard everything. Good thing - poss get rid of all those celebs who I never recognise who have more money than sense to put themselves out of their misery! Good grief!

Please, please stop posting so that this thread drops off the active page! It is quite disturbing!

Well, if this is what 'the woman who has everything' decides to do next, I fear she might no longer have 'everything' after the treatment!

just watched the youtube clip.
my oh my, what could possibly go wrong?

I'm expecting a busy weekend so 'Yes please'. Next Monday @9am and could I have a fragrance? ???

BBbevan. I won't ever be able to listen to Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' in the same way again - ever!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frs2-0Hx2fg

I love her final comment: 'Have a wonderful night!'

Lol merlot!

I had a quick look on YouTube and found a clip of a woman setting up a kind of commode arrangement, complete with boiling scented water, which presumably she was going to sit on, in front of an electric socket in the wall.

Double whammy?

The good news is that our Gwynnie has just the very thing for your new steam cleaned vagina..... shove a stone egg up it!

‘^According to Goop's claims, inserting these egg-shaped stones into one's vagina for a period of^ time would help balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles, prevent uterine prolapse, and increase bladder control.

Form an orderly queue please ladies.

Good grief ! Sounds like something from " Benidorm "---Blow and Go.
The woman isn't right in the head. I laughed though.

It adds a new meaning to steam-cleaning your rug.

agnurse
That's awful in so many different ways

The first laugh I've had all day!

Paltrow is usually as mad as a box of frogs but she's taken it to another level this time.

Just when you think nothing else will surprise you!

I will just live with a dirty fanny if a daily shower is not enough. Yuk

Wobbles

Don't give anyone ideas. Reportedly there have been cases of women using a Hoover to try and end their periods early.

I didn't just learn this from a PP. I actually saw an article about this on Facebook the other day. According to the article, healthcare providers are becoming concerned because they have treated actual cases of this happening.

So funny cheered me up!

Doodle Lino would be easy to clean ?
I'll stick to my Dustbuster for clearing away the cobwebs

In a squeaky David Beckham voice: “ooh, er Victoria, I told you not to eat them lemons”!

Ooh yes a nice steam clean. I think I’ll go for having my old vaginal wallpaper removed and something more modern instead. Perhaps varnish or pale green emulsion.
Should I have my pelvic floor done at the same time, do you think? Wood laminate or tiles? Certainly not underfloor heating as it’s warm enough down there as it is.

I hope mine never gets that dirty

Thanks for the laughs ladies

And what about the anus bleaching celebs go in for? . Stings I wouldn't wonder. Nothing a wire brush and Dettol couldn't cure. ?