Story time

.......in a tall narrow three story pale green townhouse. It was a pretty house with numerous window boxes filled with........

By the sea, and froliced in the Autumn mist.......

Oops too slow !

an abundance of leeks.....

which he used to make......

And sell to the other giraffes

At the annual giraffe jamboree. One day he was walking along the road when he spotted...

A camel.
Oh, it's Humphrey, thought the giraffe.
He'd have been called Bactrian if he'd had two humps or Dromedary if he'd only had one, but this was Humphrey.

Hello Humphrey, said the giraffe, where are you going ?

"I'm going on an adventure", said Humphrey. I'm looking for.....

A unicorn and a rhinopotamus to go with me for company

'Oh no, ' said Humphrey, 'I've not anything suitable to wear. What shall we do?'
'Well,' said the rhinopotamus, 'We could always ask this old lady.' The old lady stopped and stared at them. 'What..'

-the heck was in that drink last night ? I could have sworn I saw a giraffe, camel, rhinopotamus and a unicorn on my way to Tesco's.

but I was mistaken...they were going to Sainsburys of course ! It was raining and I suggested they call an uber….

....And then head off to Aldi, I hear you get more for your money there!

Sadly the rhinopotamus had trouble getting in the uber, even with pushing and shoving from the giraffe. In the end they tied him to the roof and set forth to buy.....

Lots of greenery from the garden centre but ..... on the way to the tall tree department they heard a loud noise and looked round and saw ....

what looked like a gigantic, shiny silver disc landing behind them in the car park. The door a door slid open and......

Ooops!Then a door slid open and....

Out popped a uniformed man wearing marigolds and waving a duster and was heard muttering---

Take me to your leader - oh dear you don't have one, then lets all go and play on .......

The fruit machines. If we win enough money we can all...

go to Disneyland and visit...…….

Donald Trump! 'Gosh' said the giraffe, 'I had no idea he'd be so...'

..so indescribable! ??. Words fail me! He was dressed in a bunny suit and on his size 16 feet, he was wearing.........

Bells and whistles. I bet that makes it difficult to creep up on people but he seemed unconcerned, blithely saying