Story time

But before he could say another word, from out of the woods running as though their very life depended on it was

I am tired of being a vegetarian so my wish is for a burger and chips. I also would like to visit the North Pole and for my final wish ......

As a beautiful young girl of 65 emerged. 'I am your fairy grandmother,' she said. ' I have come to grant you three wishes. What shall they be?' There was a pause. The giraffe stepped forward and replied, '...

At that point, bells jingling, Trump leapt forward, shouting "You're an imposter", whilst trying to rip the mask from Kim Jong- Ung's
face. There was a deathly silence.....

In your dreams, you were never in mate.....

"I won't be investing, so I'm out", to which Kim Jong-Un replied frostily...

Bells and whistles. I bet that makes it difficult to creep up on people but he seemed unconcerned, blithely saying

..so indescribable! ??. Words fail me! He was dressed in a bunny suit and on his size 16 feet, he was wearing.........

Donald Trump! 'Gosh' said the giraffe, 'I had no idea he'd be so...'

go to Disneyland and visit...…….

The fruit machines. If we win enough money we can all...

Take me to your leader - oh dear you don't have one, then lets all go and play on .......

Out popped a uniformed man wearing marigolds and waving a duster and was heard muttering---

Ooops!Then a door slid open and....

what looked like a gigantic, shiny silver disc landing behind them in the car park. The door a door slid open and......

Lots of greenery from the garden centre but ..... on the way to the tall tree department they heard a loud noise and looked round and saw ....

Sadly the rhinopotamus had trouble getting in the uber, even with pushing and shoving from the giraffe. In the end they tied him to the roof and set forth to buy.....

....And then head off to Aldi, I hear you get more for your money there!

but I was mistaken...they were going to Sainsburys of course ! It was raining and I suggested they call an uber….

-the heck was in that drink last night ? I could have sworn I saw a giraffe, camel, rhinopotamus and a unicorn on my way to Tesco's.

'Oh no, ' said Humphrey, 'I've not anything suitable to wear. What shall we do?'
'Well,' said the rhinopotamus, 'We could always ask this old lady.' The old lady stopped and stared at them. 'What..'

A unicorn and a rhinopotamus to go with me for company

"I'm going on an adventure", said Humphrey. I'm looking for.....

A camel.
Oh, it's Humphrey, thought the giraffe.
He'd have been called Bactrian if he'd had two humps or Dromedary if he'd only had one, but this was Humphrey.

Hello Humphrey, said the giraffe, where are you going ?

At the annual giraffe jamboree. One day he was walking along the road when he spotted...