Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

pen50 your friends are obviously naughtier than mine- shag was the expression we used. I think we can all agree that 'push off a cliff" or "kill" would be more acceptable for many of these!

I have lived a very full life but I have never played it or want to. In fact I am not sure I have even heard of it.

The version I've played was called F***, Marry, Kill ...

What a repulsive idea.
The game, I mean.

Snog Boris

Marry Hunt

Avoid JC

None of them hold any appeal for me but I'll play along

The nuns and lesbians seem to be doing particularly well as far as recruitment goes- can't think why!
This one was hard
Snog-Jo Brand (it would have been marry but I have a feeling we are both slobs and the state of the house!!)
Marry Miriam Margolyes- we're both getting on so it wouldn't last long
Avoid Anne Widdiecome

Couldn’t possibly do anything with Mr Portillo with those big posh boy lips! ?

Snog Ken Clark ?
Marry Boris Johnson’s Dad ?
Avoid David Cameron ?

Those three? I have just turned lesbian.

As for choices, I will do a tote roll up, and perm three from the runners so far:

Portillo - yep, nice holidays and lots of interesting info en route;
Hunt - yep, very personable, oh and rich;
Merkel - would keep everything organised and tidy.

Perfect!

Laughing my socks off here. Just picture their faces (any of those in the running so far) if they could only read this thread. Take some of the shine off 'em, that would!

Thinking about it, for therapy, I think they should be shown this thread. How about it, GNHQ?

Well, I’m laughing out loud at all this & DH is giving me withering looks! SO funny. Thanks Gransnetters!

Oh dear sorry,i thought it was anyone not just politicians

Lazygirl I just catered for grandad and lesbian grans

Snog, Piers Brosnan, marry Bradley Walsh, avoid Jeremy Corbin

Avoid all 3 - and any other politicians, as none can be trusted.

Marry Jo Brand, at least she’s funny!
Couldn’t snog either of the other two.
Avoid Widders, totally scary!

Has Grandad posted yet . This is a trifle sexist, what about all the grandads and lesbian grannies? I took a vow never to kiss a Tory, so with two in the running this makes things a tad difficult. It would have to be snog Corbyn, after he shaved off offending moustache and beard, bearing in mind Annie's careful observation of stain on moustache under nose. Marry Hunt, but the rule would be sha.....g but no snogging, and obviously avoid BJ because I get on with my neighbours!

I can't do the OP's three but am following the rules by doing the ones woodmouse posted. So snog and marry James and avoid the other two, but if I can't snog James AND marry him I'd give Gordon a very fast snog.

I do like eating, not so much cooking.
What about 3 female cooks? Mary Berry, Nigella and Clarissa Dickson Wright. I'd marry Nigella because I love watching her meals with friends and wish I was there. I'd happily hug or kiss one of the others. I know Clarissa is dead. So I guess avoid her

Oh, never mind, I will have to put my Great Railway Journeys dreams on hold!

You're not allowed to pick your own! So put Portillo and Paxo back in the box.

I’m amazed how many seem to find Corbyn a possible.
He'd have to sleep in the shed down on his allotment, Grandma70s!
It's his jam making and knitting I find fascinating.

If we can marry Merkel and Corbyn we must be able to do something with the latest lot! Let's see, erm

Brand - marry her, she'd be fun of sorts
Margolyes - it would have to be the snog here, as I've married Jo

Widders - wouldn't do anything with her, so avoid

I d marry Michael Portillo
At least there'd be some nice rail journeys and places to visit.
Mind you, I would fade into insignificance besides Michael and his jackets [gfrin]

Oh dear, a little bit of sick just came up.... the very thought of any of those three....