Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

Never mind Callistemon you have the other two as back up!!!

ps Jeremy phoned to say he's changed his mind, doesn't want to marry me as I am a useless cook.

DH will eat it (I told him to pick the black bits out of it)

It was only 2 jars.

Oh no!!!

It did burn Gonegirl - because my friend phoned as well!!

I'm telling you all - I need Jeremy!

I would push them all off a bridge, is that the same? lol

Well, if you've already put the sugar in Callistemon, too late. It's burnt.

It tells you that I like jam - with scones and clotted cream too.
However, you can have too much of a good thing!

And that Gransnetters have a good sense of the ridiculous.

Must get back to it before it burns!

I've just realised jam is the main reason for marrying Corbyn and money for marrying Hunt. Does that tell you something about GNetters?

I need him now - I'm just about to make some jam and am never very sure of setting point.

It would be a 'platonic marriage', Granof412
The vows would include 'obey' - on his part, not mine.
I'm sure he just needs me to take charge of him, make him shave, stay down on the allotment, make jam, knit Fairisle sweaters.
And if he started talking politics I would say 'Give over, Jez, we've all heard enough'
Most of the nation would thank me

GrannyGravy13 you should be careful what you promise he may attract a whole queue of GNetters all after his jam and marmalade.

Granof413

I so totally agree with you!
Revolting!!

trisher Mr.Gravy makes jam and marmalade, I am more than happy to loan him to any takers!!! ??????

I blame being fed bread and jam as a child Callistemon. The idea of home-made jam is irresistible!

Is this thread active on Mumsnet as well?

ps what are terms please *Granof412?

There is nothing that would make him remotely marriageable.
Well, three women have thought so thus far.
There is obviously a long queue on here too

I am more than shocked/horrified/repulsed at the number of Mumsnet terms who would marry JC!!
You all have to be joking or desperate. Yuk yuk yuk!! There is nothing that would make him remotely marriageable. Have you lost your minds?!

Snog - Idris Elba, marry absolutely no one, avoid, well ‘The Donald, Paxman, Putin, Farage .....
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I'd probably snog Hunt though I'd risk getting my eye poked out with that pointed nose of his.
Yes, I'd marry JC as he looks the type who wouldn't bother you in bed as I like to go to bed to sleep !
As for BJ, I couldn't be doing with a muppet of a man. Philanderer, bounder.

I want to marry Willie Nelson, he can sing ‘You were always on my Mind’ and ‘Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain’ , 50 times a day

I like Willie Nelson, he's led a very interesting life.
I also like Mark Knopfler. His guitar playing is something extraordinary.

Miriam farts a lot in public, even at mealtimes.

Snog Boris for the laugh. Marry Hunt for the money. Avoid Corbyn for lots of reasons.

I’d avoid all of those, unless of course you mean the Engelbert Humperdinck who composed the opera Hansel and Gretel, and whose name was nicked by the 20thC ‘singer’.

Ok 3 old singers
Tom Jones, Julio Iglesias, Englebert Humperdinck
Snog Julio
Marry Tom
Avoid Englebert

Sulis It's no fun if it's easy!