Moaning thread

Oh Miss A, search for a beardy , rough type to help you out.

Barmey, your eyebrows and my witches hair could meet up.

I have a fungal toe infection and I can’t bear to look at my big toe because it is gross. Anyone like a picture? ??

Oh yes please!

Still sleeping in top of bed here as it’s so warm at night...cardies still not in use ....BUT garden looking dreary !

Its ruddy boiling here.
Really, really hot!

In other news I squeezed my pimple my pimple burst, so I look slightly less like the elephant woman.

Wasp invasion (100 +)! In our bedroom - nightmare! They have even got into the drawers ?????

Love this thread.....not so funny I know, but some gave me a good laugh.

I’ve done my shoulder in so I have to sit up in bed all night surrounded by pillows and wake once an hour as I slide down to a laying position, to yank myself upright again.
The exercise the physio gave me has made it worse.

Lorry driver called me a F...g C...t today as I braked too hard in front of him as the lights changed.

I’m not moaning about that - I was pleased that I irritated a lorry driver as they always drive too close.

? That is so awful!

Whitewave, most impressive performance.

The drip is still dripping, it is situated handily near where I sleep...drip.....drip......pause.....drip.

gransal IMO the judge should be very lenient due to the mitigating circumstances - it might be worth it. . Katek don't put yourself through it, buy vegan cheese.

My OH wakened me up last night to tell me he couldn't sleep. When I pointed out that his talking was keeping me awake too, he then sighed theatrically instead. Could he not just go and read a book like normal people do??!!! So now I'm exhausted and DP volunteered me to go shopping for the neighbour because - and I quote - justwokeup 'has nothing to do, she doesn't have a job' . I'm also waiting for the garage to get a part - where do they get them from these days? Thanks for the moan .

I've just had my 2 days off which have flown past really fast and now I have 5 days ahead of me to work which will take forever to get through.

Thank you Trudy.

I've just done a 12 hour shift looking after 3 DGCs, 2,5,8 years old and one dependent DH. I am beyond tired. Can't complain to DD as she has so many problems of her own at the moment. And a fly keeps bombarding me while I sit here.

Great thread!

Eating salads for 6 weeks solid to try and lose weight, also upped my exercise to the point of absolute exhaustion....just weighed myself and precisely the same weight as I was 6 weeks earlier....

Off to find some Aldi salted caramel ice creams.....

Oh God, the theatrical sigh....beyond irritating.

At last found a gardener, he doesn’t weed, prune or pot on shrubs .

I had a tooth out 5 weeks ago. It went wrong. 3 lots of antibiotics. I ended up having to go to an oral surgeon who took a piece of bone out of my jaw, 15 stitches! The pain for the last 5 weeks has been indescribable.
We had to cancel our holiday. I have been living on mush - yogurt, porridge, ice cream, stewed apple. I am now 8 lbs lighter.

Annie???

Yesterday would have been my 61st wedding anniversary.
I decided to look out some old photographs to take to a meet up with a very old friend who I haven't seen for 50+ years.
As I cant bend or kneel I got a small stool to sit on while
I looked in the bottom of cupboard.
I found out, not only can I not kneel or bend, I can't lower myself onto something low, the legs won't do it.
I crashed to the floor, grabbing a fireside chair to steady myself, that fell on top of me and I lay like a beached whale, absolutely helpless.I had fallen into the door of the cupboard which was wrenched off its hinges, splintering the wood.
As I lay there wondering what to do I looked into the cupboard and saw the photos I had been going to look for. Result.
I eventually pushed the chair off, rolled onto my front and crawled to a solid coffee table and managed to haul myself up.
I then burst into tears, thinking what could have happened
I felt like a very old lady indeed.
My GD was coming for a meal and by the time she got here I was seeing the funny side of it.
It would have made a super video .
I am bruised but unhurt.

to Littleannie - that sounds utterly awful, I hope you feel better soon

Horrible for you Littleannie - I'd like to lose a few pounds but I don't fancy your method.

Poor you annsixty!
This getting old lark is no fun! Glad you were eventually able to see the funny side, but take care. I hope the photos will bring fond memories.

Littleannie, how awful for you. I hope you get over it all soon and the pain lessens quickly.
annsixty, I can just see it. So glad you were able to laugh about it afterwards.