There is a shop in a city in NE Scotland that is the most cluttered shop that you could ever find. It is very Dickensian. It sells walking/hiking gear, and must have stock going back years and years. When you look in through the door, it is so piled up with stuff that you can't see any light, and it appears closed. I did go in looking for a rucksack of a particular size. Amazingly, after the assistant went off searching, he returned, saying that they didn't have one! It is so full of stuff that it is actually funny, but the fact that there is so little space that it's impossible to wander round. More than two customers at a time would be a crowd. Maybe this shop is familiar to others.
I've got another 'keen'... Ouch!