Don't light a match anywhere near him for the next 30 mins
Why not? It was used in very efficient fire extinguishers years ago; probably still is in NZ!
Unless you simply want to poison him! 
AIBU To Suggest We Should Call Time On Fireworks?
What would you put in Room 101?


- that’s a joke, by the way....... Enjoy the Dordogne!

Alright, flight! 