I bought a bag online and when it came it smelled of fish.
They request on the site to let them know if you're not happy, rather than write a bad review (which I would not have done anyway).
I explained the smell, asked what they could suggest.
They offered a 50% refund but I asked them to hold off until Monday because over the weekend I intended to see if there was anything I could do to shift the haddock.
As it turned out, all attempts suggested on line and some already known to me, failed.
So on the Monday I wrote and accepted the offer of the refund, asked if they wanted the bag back and if so a post-paid label would be appreciated.
I also advised them to open and sniff at their otherstock as this smell impacts on their reputation.
Two days later I received 100% refund.
At the moment I can't use the bag.
It's been through the wash (inside a pillowcase!) and has dried with slightly less pong. I've stuffed it with a sachet of pot pourri and am hoping it might be usable one day.
I also sent for some Sinex and other stuff and 4 days later received an e-mail saying the order would be cancelled if I did not pay in 24 hours.
I sent proof I'd paid when it was ordered.
No doubt all this is done by computer as I received no reply.
Nor to my subsequent enquiry when after 3 weeks my Sinex still hadn't arrived from the company based just 6km away.
At the end of the month, a letter from a real person came, asking if I had yet received my goods.
I hadn't.
She said she would look into it and meanwhile would refund my money.
I hadn't asked for or even hinted at this but was nevertheless grateful and said so.
Within hours I received a computer-generated mail "Your order is on its way!" as if announcing the birth of a royal baby.
Two days after that, the total refund popped into my bank account.
I mailed the nice lady and asked what I should do, seeing as I had just been handed the package as well.
She said, 'Keep both, you deserve the compensation.'
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