Where on earth did I put........???

Purse in the fridge, pound of liver in handbag.

Glad you found your cup - but I wish I knew where the x@x% our spare duvet cover is! Went to change the bed yesterday, found the pillowcases, no duvet cover! It's always put in the airing cupboard - not there obv. - I swear I've checked every single cupboard, drawer and washing basket etc. in the house.
And not lurking in the drier either - not that I usually T-dry them.
Talk about a complete mystery!

It was only when I went to phone my mobile from our landline because I couldn't find it that I realised it was in my hand because I'd just been messaging someone. ?

The laundry detergent in the fridge.

OH lost his house keys and found them several months later in a shoe!

...and if my husband keeps on singing "it's because you're sixty-four" I shall blooming well put him in the freezer!

Ah yes, the freezer. I've done that too. My handbag.

I always put things back where they belong. They just don’t stay there and wander around when I’m not looking. I’ve got so used to this no place is daft. Anything could have moved anywhere. A popular hiding place is the microwave. All sorts of thing get in there.

House and car keys in the freezer (twice).