Clever company names

I used to have a dentist called Mr Pain.

There's a small independent coffee shop in one of the villages near me called St. Arbucks!

I've seen an Asian food place called Wok and roll

Walter Wall carpets!

Where dear friend used to live there was a carpentry business run by women called Amazon Nails.?

In a very windy seaside village the hairdressers is called “Fresh Hair”

Many years ago the manager of a building society in Whetstone in north London was a Mr P. Weedon!

Around our way we've got Starsky's Hutch and Mutz Cutz, both dog groomers.

Our local veterinary surgery had vets with the surnames Turnbull, Drake, Otter and Barks.

Many years ago, while on holiday in Scotland, we passed a TV Repair Shop called 'Telly On The Blink' - which I thought was hilarious. Let's face it, you'd never forget who to contact when your telly wasn't working - would you ;-).

skinnydicks.net
Yes, it's still there.

There was an Inn about half way between Anchorage, AK and Fairbanks, AK, a distance of about 578 km or 359 miles. It was called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".
This was about 40 years ago though. Not sure, but it may be still there.

We used to buy fresh milk from a local farm. The farmer’s name was Curd.

My local chippy is called The Codmother. There was a barber called Herr Kutts and I took my dog to a groomer called Dirty Dogs and Filthy Bitches. If you google that you get some interesting results

I love the hairdressers in Belfast called The Best Little Hairhouse in Belfast.
And a local cafe (now closed unfortunately) called Food, Gloria's Food.

We have a mobile dog groomers near us called Cuts and Struts for Muts.
There is a chip shop in one of the Rhondda Valleys called A Fish called Rhondda.

We have a Chinese takeaway called Wok This Way
I used to use a dog groomer called Hair of The Dog

The turf suppliers near where we used to live in Sussex had the legend on their lorries “ Don’t seed it, sod it!”
As the area is known as 1066 country, the cement mixer bore the legend “ William the Concreter”.
They always made me smile.

The village of Knockin in Shropshire has a shop. No prizes for guessing what it is called.

We’ve a gents hairdressers call “wass hair”

My dad used to go to a bar called ‘bottoms up’.
Mum presumed it had something to do with the expression used when having a drink.

When it featured in a James Bond movie he didn’t get to go again!

There's a bodge it and fix it handyman service near me.
A big and tall menswear with the tag line for all the gentleman's needs, the word " All" underlinedT. Oooo er!

Sammy Swerver's Driving School

Years ago when it was impossible to find fashionable clothes for anyone 5foot and under I thought I might open a shop myself and call it Mini Ha Ha.

Casting my mind back to when Christmas Crackers were in fact actually a looked forward to treat. Primarily because the other 364 days of the year were not full of today's tatty crap. Which I never buy. So, thank you very much but I'll stick to the crackers, hat.joke & novelty.