I think the suggested shortage of pigs in blankets (Wwhen did they start being called that? They just used to be sausages in bacon.) is down to lack of workers.
In this house, doing the PiB has always been the children's job on Christmas Eve! Free labour, even if the end results weren't that pretty. 
On other convenience food, one of my daughters was entranced when she went on a sleepover and for breakfast they had pancakes made out of the contents of a plastic bottle. 'All you to do, mum, is add some milk and then you cook the mixture!'
The other thing which baffles me is crumble mix, to which you just add butter. 
Ah dear - why does getting older equate to diminished brain power?


