Amusing surnames lighthearted post

Don't want to offend

But there was a man called Christmas Cock in the late 1800's

There is a local family called Bytheway. Not particularly amusing but unusual.

There was a girl in my school called Gillian Uren - sadly her skin was rather yellow.

My lovely physio's first name is Meekness

My butcher was called Mr Carver and my friend's dentist Mr Savage. DDs went to school with a Teresa Green and a Tallulah Plum, which I love!
When I worked at the hospital I came across some great names and, as the surname would usually be printed first, I enjoyed Rolls, Royce and the most memorable, Fanfart, Fanny.

A local GP....Dr Badrashi.

I remember our butcher when I was a child... Mr Bull.

When I was expecting two of my babies my consultant was Mr Fairbairn. He didn't disappoint!

Just a silly one.

A teacher called Mrs Crump made me giggle.

Our local undertaker was Mr Stiff.

Not exactly amusing but a man drove into the back of my car. His name was Ronald McDonald. No he didn't have a red nose and big feet.

I once paid a Dr Doctor and an A. Nurse - I worked for the Health Authority and their jobs fit their names!
I went to school with a Will Drown - when he left school, he had a boating business - I kid you not!

There's an estate agents near here called Doolittle & Dalley. Presumably there's a Mr/s Doolittle and a Mr/s Dalley somewhere in the story.

My sisters' headmaster was called Ansell Savage so all his letters to parents were signed "A Savage" with "Headmaster" on the line below.

i went to school with Teresa Green, what her parents were thinking, or probably not, when naming her!

Funny Names ... I was born a Hooker! When I divorced I didn’t go back to my maiden name as I was a college lecturer and my students would’ve had a good laugh being taught by a hooker!

Someone I came across years ago was a Mrs Hiscock who had two sons, Mark and Luke. There was also an undertaker where we lived before called Mr Boddy.

Did you go to school with sodapop basically or are there a lot of Teresa Greens around ?
Not surnames but we had a Gail and Raine at school

Theresa Green

There was a family near us with the surname Weedy, and the male PE teacher at school many moons ago was Tom Argument
But changing the subject slightly a local village to us is called Ramshaw and for reasons i don't know that always reduces me to laughter when we drive through

When I told my dad about Tammy Screws back in the 70s, I remember him telling me of a co-worker named Joe Shitly! Why is it that I can't remember 90% of current details and yet those are clear as a bell?!

I once taught a girl called Tess Tickles.

I went to school with a girl called Barbara Watts-Liquorice it was a source of much amusement especially on the bus, I always felt sorry for her. I’d of dropped the Liquorice if it were me.

I've come across an Arthur Nutter Smith who insisted on signing his cheques as A Nutter and a Robin Bastard, now surely that one could have been avoided with a little forethought!

I was in junior school with a family named Nutter and was taught in high school by a Dr Love.

When I was at school, our music teacher's name was Miss Varty. Needless to say, you can guess what we called her!

There was a boy in our village called Phillip Titt