We went to the Palladium, definitely an adult panto. Brilliant. I took my grandchild last year but, although it was spectacular, it wasn’t directed at children so I took him to the local one this year instead.
We took GC to one in our nearest large town (city) and it was lovely. Loud, glitzy and no rude jokes at all (unless they were lost on me as well). There were no famous names in the cast which I think is unusual for a large town - but who cares. The GC loved it.