And just when I was thinking about 'bending backwards over the hostess trolly'

All is revealed!!!

He's cute phoenix!

Fiery jack and iced gel Chewy ?
Got both bases covered!?

Be careful with Ice Gel too. Tricky stuff when handled incorrectly.

We were young and a bit daft phoenix cheeks aflame

GrannyLaine you post implies that it was intentional!

I can assure you our "experience" was entirely accidental. Mr P always washed his hands before cooking, that incident made damn sure he washed them after!

phoenix Mr L and I had similar experience with some Deep Heat. Seemed like a good idea at the time.........

Who hasn’t accidentally touched their bits after chopping chillis ?

As mentioned in the thread that got zapped, when Mr P and I were newly enamoured, he made some chilli con carne, with fresh chilli...... I have never jumped into a bath so quickly in all my life!

something about a stiff muscle wasn't it?

It was cherry, but that didn't last long.

It made me squeeze my knees together

That's a coincidence gilly; my OH had exactly the same reaction!

Mad Pash, sudden muscle spasm , Fiery Jack and unwashed hands....what’s not to love ?

Spiralizers and men in Baby Dolls could be a lethal combination ! Just saying .

Please do tell Chewy
Fiery Jack and something about a stiff muscle wasn't it?

Urmstongran NO! I did not start the thread!

It was a blatant ad with a link to a sex toys site (I assume, as I did NOT click on the link that was in it!)

However, I will admit to posting on the thread, a bit of nonsense about spicing things up with a Lakeland spiralizer and Kevlar gloves........

The thread for removed, and my posts with it.

Hadn't thought of that Urm
But now you come to mention it..?

I loved the Fiery Jack story Chewy ? It made me squeeze my knees together in sympathy

Typical that HQ should be on the ball when we were all having a bit of fun. Spoil sports .

Bit disappointed that it was zapped; i was hoping to regale you all with more Fiery Jack experiences.

You say that phoenix but I’m afraid the picture is now in my head. MrP wearing his bri nylon baby doll. Nice legs MrP ......it’s a bit short isn’t it

Oh Phoenix The man doth protest too much (or words to that effect).

Tell him there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, we all have our “funny little ways” and his nightie wearing habits are safe with us .

Urm GN pressed the button and thread is no more.?

giĺly I remember the Robin family

Thanks gilly shame I missed that one! Was it you phoenix who started it?

Norty but nice!

Both of these threads have made me giggle ?

Mr P has asked me to make it very clear that he does not now, or has never in the past, possessed or worn any garment made from bri nylon, and especially not one that might fall into the category of " baby doll".

Also any allegations that he might own, possess or wear any garments even remotely connected to Star Trek (be they pyjamas or "leisure wear") must be regarded as unfounded.

(They are unfounded, I keep threatening to buy him some!)