Gwynneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle

I haven't got further than reading the first page of comments to this post because I simply can't stop laughing. Thank you Gwynneth, I didn't know you were now into comedy!

Dos this candle smell specifically of her vagina or is it a generic vagina? At that price I would want it to be hers!

When my daughter was small she used to love running ahead of me when shopping to get the things we needed . One day she ran back shouting ' I've got your pee pee tights ' ( they were of course Pretty Polly ( PP ). Maybe she was on to something ?
What next - ' dirty nappy on coal fire ' ?

There has also been a breast milk scented candle available from the Wellcome collection (£45, large size), to go with the sculpture you can sniff in the Being Human gallery. Just hope there’s not a smelly feet one.

Well, everyday's a school day , Flowerofthewest ! I looked up sweaty candles and GP isn't the only one who's doing this !

paperbackwriter you’ve made my day

You can understand why Chris Martin "conciously uncoupled" himself from her!

This thread has made me laugh, thanks.

Can't wait for the Paltrow air freshener range fragrances to come out.

could attract unwanted visitors ?

My first reaction when I saw this piece of non-news was to wonder how flexible she must be to be able to sniff her own undercarriage.

absent Purely for research purposes, I just had to check. The price quoted on e-bay for this candle (now sold out) was over 400 Australian Dollars (or £231 if I have calculated correctly). So, those quick enough to buy stock early can now cash in. Maybe not so foolish!

There is an old stock market adage that some sardines are for eating and some are for trading. These are definitely for trading. Old socks and underwear? Recycling I think.

How do fools and their money get together in the first place?

Just checked out the candles (for a friend)
amazon sell Sweaty Fanny and Know Cheese candles.

Forget wasting perfectly good knickers. Just stuff a used panti pad in and envelope

“ Mind you, if a lot of GN 'ers did the same thing, we could flood the market!”

Especially if our knickers happen to be on the large side, Phoenix!

SueDonim love the connection thing! (Down/uppers/shoes)!

Must go through my cupboards for old shoes. Now, dare I google "worn knickers" .........

Could be a earner?

Mind you, if a lot of GN 'ers did the same thing, we could flood the market!

Likewise for old women's’ shoes, Phoenix. That is, old shoes that have belonged to women, not shoes that have belonged to old women. Although I’m sure they’d be welcomed by some, too.

I only know this because a friend who was down on her uppers (see what I did there??) and was casting about for ways to make money happened upon an advert requesting such items. She got a ridiculous amount of money for some old, broken down plimsolls!

Ew... imagine actually wanting your house to smell of fanny! ??‍♀️

The woman is obviously Dagenham, (next to Barking, )

Someone mentioned the worn (as in used) knickers being sold. I have it on very good authority that there is an active market for these,(on Ebay, would you believe!) and also vending machines for them in Japan

"A mix of geranium, bergamot, cedar, damask rose and ambrette seed"

aye very good hen, whoever told Gwynnie that her vagina smells like roses? I suspect it smells very much like any other vagina, but I don't think that fragrance would sell so well...

GP and GOOP stuff is all a gigantic con trick, but you can hardly blame her, she puts anything out there for sale and idiots buy it.

Oh my God, this thread is so funny, my husband keeps asking me why I’m laughing.
GP must be completely mad, or maybe not, she must be coining it in. £58 for any candle seems a tad expensive, but one smelling of ........the world has gone completely mad!

Some male purchasers already complaining they can't find the wick... (Not original, sadly, got it from Twitter!)

Well, that’s my dh’s next birthday present dilemma solved! I might have it personalised with my own odour.

Oh perlease!! That is gross - what is the matter with her? If your body is clean it doesn't smell at all, and if it isn't - urrrgh! Who wants a house to smell like that?