Alexa/Siri

No.
I tell her to be quiet like I do to the sat nav woman.

My husband says goodnight Alexa. Alexa says night night don’t let the bed bugs bite. Honestly.

Me too and if you say Good Morning to her she tells you a fact for the day

I love Siri! He's so polite and coy when you say thank you Siri!

Oh!
I said Goodnight to her and she said 'Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow'.

Not unless I talk to you first

DH was grouching because Alexa kept telling him about BBC Sounds before playing Radio 2. So she announced she was giving him a fart sound, did, then asked if he’d like another.

He did call her a cheeky mare, but they’ve made up since.

I always say 'thankyou' - don't want to let my own standards slip even if I am talking to a machine. I'm just as grateful for the information as I would be had a human supplied it.

She always replies.