Alexa/Siri

I always say 'thankyou' - don't want to let my own standards slip even if I am talking to a machine. I'm just as grateful for the information as I would be had a human supplied it.

She always replies.

He did call her a cheeky mare, but they’ve made up since.

DH was grouching because Alexa kept telling him about BBC Sounds before playing Radio 2. So she announced she was giving him a fart sound, did, then asked if he’d like another.

Oh!
I said Goodnight to her and she said 'Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow'.

Not unless I talk to you first

I love Siri! He's so polite and coy when you say thank you Siri!

Me too and if you say Good Morning to her she tells you a fact for the day

My husband says goodnight Alexa. Alexa says night night don’t let the bed bugs bite. Honestly.

No.
I tell her to be quiet like I do to the sat nav woman.