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Immortal

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SueDonim Wed 12-Feb-20 19:57:30

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vampirequeen Wed 12-Feb-20 19:35:21

Didn't think of that lemongrove grin

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lemongrove Wed 12-Feb-20 19:27:38

Actually......you could have just said that you are a vampire?

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lemongrove Wed 12-Feb-20 19:26:56

Well done VampireQueen?
Must remember that one!

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Hetty58 Wed 12-Feb-20 19:00:46

Brilliant! I do love to wind up cold callers too.

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kittylester Wed 12-Feb-20 18:58:40

That is really funny.

I was once refused insurance because we were too near the river (at the bottom of the valley) while we live in one of the highest houses in the village (on the top of the valley) I told the girl on the phone that if we flooded then Noah would need to get his boat out again.

Who? Asked the girl on the phone.

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Mapleleaf Wed 12-Feb-20 18:58:11

Love it, vampirequeen ?

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rafichagran Wed 12-Feb-20 18:56:33

Brilliant, knew she was beat.

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vampirequeen Wed 12-Feb-20 18:40:29

Just been cold called by an insurance company. This is the conversation after she tried to sell me insurance...

Me: I don't need insurance, thank you.
Sarah: Everyone needs insurance
Me: I don't because I'm an immortal.
Sarah: Sorry you're a what?
Me: I'm immortal. I can't die.
Sarah: Everybody dies.
Me: I won't die. We immortals don't die.
Sarah: So you're going to leave your family to pay for your funeral?
Me: I've told you I'm immortal. I won't ever need a funeral. We immortals don't die.
Sarah: You're an immortal?
Me: Yes
Sarah: Oh OK. Thank your for your time.

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