I started in a local department store in the stocking department. I became an expert on the differences between gauge and denier, fully fashioned and semifashioned, and the various colours.. They were sold in boxes of three pairs.
I was paid ten shillings for the day, and lost my first paypacket! The other staff had a whipround to compensate me, then a customer came back with the envelope, which I had packed in her bag of stockings, so the kind donations had to be returned 
Engagement Party and then Hen Party
Welcome card for new Vietnamese neighbours?
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?



