Morning all !
I have on offer this morning , one slightly used, reasonably stable old chap ! He managed single handedly to destroy my olive oil pump dispenser and I am CROSS with him ! He didn't know how to open it , I didn't ask him to and yet...here we are ….. frozen leg of lamb in one hand and eying Grampy up across the garden and wondering if I can get him to lean over the ditch I wont even need to drag the body in !!!!
He was sorry ..and even offered me a new one. They don't make them !!! Which has not added to my good humour !
As my gran used to say - Men ! Cant live with em' ….cant kill em' !!!!
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and (hugs) a plenty.



you could have a point there chicken. Maybe he thinks with such clean hands we'll let him in the kitchen.