Dilemma dilemma

I think that's really excellent advice, disgruntled.

Dust is fine - just don’t write in it! After a period of time you can roll it up and move it!

Dilemmas should be rationed to one a day. Then everybody could have one.

Well, I could volunteer, I suppose.
Take a dilemma to a few needy people..

Don't know what it says about me but I find this thread extremely funny. Maybe I was in need of something to tickle my fancy today. Who knows? I texted it around to a few of my friends whom I honestly thought were on a similar wavelength. Wow! The responses were insipid e.g. 'are you all right?' 'was this meant for me?' Cannot tell you how disappointed I am. Maybe I'm being unfair in that we did have a small build up but....blimey! I say again, thank you to all participants. I loved it.

Oh you are a silly lot. I love you all.

Ikwym Kim19 whether this thread is meant to tickle me or not it has done so. Now I have a dilemma about whether I ought to be or not ought to be tickled by it. I do like the heads or tails idea but if there are a few, say 6 for example they could be numbered and a die may be handy. Puts the die into solving dilemmas.

Great stuff CC. You're far too smart for me but I like your style. Ta.

Disgruntled. That’s the method I use for decisions, too. My subconscious seems to give me a nudge in the right direction. Sometimes, though, I prefer to do the unappealing activity first, and get it out of the way.

This is my dilemma choosing song:

Eeeny meeny miny no,
Sit the baby on the po,
When it's done,
Smack its bum
With a piece of chewing gum

Never fails.

chewy only you could come up with that ?

It's never failed me yet MissA, no matter how monumentally challenging my dilemma is. I think it has a scientific provenance. <nods sagely>

I love silly poems like that, and so do my grandsons, luckily!
Used to drive my daughter mad seeing us snickering about rude stuff.

Oh, scientific provenance.
I'm very impressed.

Kim19 It’s so annoying when no-one else sees the funny side of something, and look at you as though you are a bit lacking. I often get the giggles at really strange things. When my family want to set me off they only have to mention the time that the cat had a sneezing fit, and hopped down the room like a bucking bronco. It never fails, even after about 30 years! Maybe I AM a bit lacking!

Kim you need some new friends!!

Its lovely when you meet someone on the same wavelength, humour wise.

We're very good with scientific provenance on here
(Nods sagely)

Humour is a funny thing though isn't it? My DS is the only person I know that shares my weird sense of the ridiculous. Sometimes, I can't have eye contact with him because I know that we'll collapse into guffaws of laughter that perplex everyone else. Funny thing humour!

None, go have a bubble bath x

You went to the same university as me then Callistemon? Always good to know we can fall back on our scientific provenances isn't it? <still nodding sagely>

Well, totally off topic, my grandsons taught me this song.

Scooby Dooby Doo, did a poo,
Inside Shaggy's slipper.

Shaggy put it on. What a pong!
It made him shake and shiver.

I did but you are more modern and up to date in the theories of statistical probabilities which may or may not have scientific provenance than me, Chewbacca, being so much younger
(And a lot more glamorous I should add).

Oh no, MissA that reminded me of the time DD's cat thought my slipper would be a good place for a poo
And I put it on in the middle of the night to trudge to the toilet (where I drowned the cat)

No animals were harmed in the telling of this story.

Oh MissA that made me howl with laughter! I've written that down and will text it to my GD in the morning! Her mum will love me for that. Not.