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phoenix Sat 28-Mar-20 15:19:11

Hello all, extra good wishes to you all.

Well, the newspaper (only once a week) needed to be collected from the village shop, so Mr P asked what else we needed. There were things that he had been unable to get from his supermarket trip, so I jotted them down, in clear, large print, giving additional verbal instructions suggestions.

(The village shop now has a "non browsing" policy, and have set up a counter in the doorway. Shoppers are encouraged to arrive with a written list, which they give to the staff member.)

His first attempt was aborted, he was shock to see the queue stretching 200 metres back down to the village square!

He came home, but said he would go back in an hour or so.

So, we had a light lunch (cheese on toast) and off he went.

I was planning to make creamed cabbage to go with the chicken hot pot for Sunday, so my list included a small green cabbage, and some cream.

I had actually said to himself "Don't get a white cabbage, it won't work, and if they don't have green cabbage, we won't need the cream, and we can just use the extra broccoli that you bought that we didn't need yesterday. He looked at me and nodded, as if to say "Roger! Willco!" and off he went.

The bit regarding "If no lettuce, get mushrooms, we will have to have steak, chips & mushrooms instead of our usual steak, salad & jp's" (Not as healthy, but needs must wink) seemed to have been taken on board.

However I'm now the less than proud owner of a very large white cabbage, and a large pot of cream confused.

I will list the white cabbage on the village FB page, there must be someone with a large family who can use it! (Can be left in a bag on our doorstep for collection) and I suppose I could make creamed broccoli!

Before anyone castigates me (big word for a Saturday) I really do appreciate the fact that Mr P does get the shopping, this post is meant to be a bit of lighthearted stuff!

curvygran Sun 29-Mar-20 10:23:35

Good morning all! I’ve been off GN for a while and just popped in to see what’s going on . This thread is the first I opened , and found such a great Sunday morning read, well done everyone for such good entertainment!I do love it when someone tries to steer the whole thing off course and fail . Thank you !

Grandmafrench Sun 29-Mar-20 10:15:50

He’s been at the Sanatogen, methinks ?

fatgran57 Sun 29-Mar-20 10:13:48

I don't think there could be a more humourless poster on gransnet than you Grandad1943. The posts are ponderous, dull, and laborious to read.

You just do not have a sense of fun or know what banter is and that is a shame.

Marydoll Sun 29-Mar-20 09:59:35

Greymar, es tu, Madame Grandad and Grandad is trying to be clever? After all, we are not very bright! ?

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 09:58:18

Yes, let us once more see the opening poster return to the reverse Benny Hill type humour on the thread in regards to her husband.

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 09:55:41

MiniMoon I agree that many of the intended offensive post on this thread are indeed side-splitting humour. ??

Still, those forum members do at least try in these difficult times despite their inadequacies. ?

Greymar Sun 29-Mar-20 09:54:30

C'est ne pas moi?

May7 Sun 29-Mar-20 09:53:12

......so anyway phoenix as you were saying please continue the white cabbage story it was so much fun

GOOD Morning GNs we survive another day wink

Marydoll Sun 29-Mar-20 09:51:51

Grandad, touché. You do have a sense of humour after all. ?
Greymar, ?

Greymar Sun 29-Mar-20 09:48:15

Oh no, I have no intelligence. Gutted.

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 09:47:38

Greymar Quote [Some people suck all the joy out of life. Some people have little "wifeies " that are little more than obedient serfs.] End quote.

Greymar, I do not feel you should degrade yourself as in the above on an open forum.

Surely you are better than that. ?

Grandad1943 Sun 29-Mar-20 09:40:44

Anyone with any intelligence reading this thread would realise that Mrs Grandad is not the title she uses on this forum. It was how I referred to her in an earlier post.

As the old adage states "you cannot put it where their ain't none". ??

Laughterlines Sun 29-Mar-20 09:35:52

MiniMoon.
That was side splitting x

Greymar Sun 29-Mar-20 09:31:15

Is it not a bit well, wet calling your self Mrs Grandad. Surely a more dynamic user name would be appropriate.

Little Weed or something?

Lisagran Sun 29-Mar-20 07:05:42

MrsGrandad if you really are a GN member now, do please start a thread telling us of your ‘own dear home life’.

janipat Sun 29-Mar-20 02:03:36

Some people suck all the joy out of life. Some people have little "wifeies " that are little more than obedient serfs. They're so intelligent they can't understand a little friendly banter, and are "disgusted" by the misandry on gransnet. My DH has read this thread and laughed, admitted he's as bad as some on here, and reminded me of the daft things I've said and done. But then we are equals, have a sense of humour and can laugh at ourselves and each other. Just feel such pity for those shackled to men so insecure they have to attack and lecture at every turn. Personally I wouldn't stay in a supposed social space where I felt so uncomfortable, but then I have plenty of other options. If you depend on GN for your personal esteem, then I suppose you're buggered!

SueDonim Sat 28-Mar-20 23:59:54

I’m wheezing, ladies! Not from the dreaded CV but from your posts! grin

SirChenjin Sat 28-Mar-20 23:19:47

Why torches?!!

Feelingmyage55 Sat 28-Mar-20 23:14:31

Miners’
Cannot eat them

Feelingmyage55 Sat 28-Mar-20 23:13:51

Oh dear, I had a flashback to taking business letters in shorthand. I have had a great laugh reading this thread and my family do tease one another about our little foibles - much better than getting irritated. We also tend to be quite self deprecating before we are criticised. It takes the sting out of things. We all have our quirks. That makes life more interesting. One member of the family cannot go shopping without buying torches. Why? Just Why? And they didn’t live through the miners strike and you can use them up by cooking and eating them.
Thank you phoenix
And so to bed. ?. ZZzzzzzz

Marydoll Sat 28-Mar-20 23:01:43

Phoenix , repeat after me: I must be a good girl......?

GrannyLaine Sat 28-Mar-20 22:59:58

Definitely been on the weed.
she and many other women would have little problem in surpassing that of which you demonstrate in your posts.

Wonky grammar G1943

phoenix Sat 28-Mar-20 22:50:45

The exact word, Marydoll!

I must be carefully 're what I say ( "don't tell himPike!" ) I've been deleted on the other thread! shock

Curlywhirly Sat 28-Mar-20 22:46:28

Grandad1943 we don't moan behind each other's backs, we certainly take the mickey face to face, it's just banter, none of it is serious. Although I can't believe my husband has anything to moan about, whereas I ........

Marydoll Sat 28-Mar-20 22:42:33

Pomposity springs to mind.
Grandad, living with you must be a barrel of laughs. ☹️
I am indeed fortunate in being married to my husband for the last forty four years, warts and all.
He is, however, work in progress.?