Sacre Bloo, mes petits pains sont grands et pendent librement.
J'ai restez dans ma magazin sans le uplifter.
Good Morning Friday 17th April 2026
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Hello all, extra good wishes to you all.
Well, the newspaper (only once a week) needed to be collected from the village shop, so Mr P asked what else we needed. There were things that he had been unable to get from his supermarket trip, so I jotted them down, in clear, large print, giving additional verbal instructions suggestions.
(The village shop now has a "non browsing" policy, and have set up a counter in the doorway. Shoppers are encouraged to arrive with a written list, which they give to the staff member.)
His first attempt was aborted, he was 
to see the queue stretching 200 metres back down to the village square!
He came home, but said he would go back in an hour or so.
So, we had a light lunch (cheese on toast) and off he went.
I was planning to make creamed cabbage to go with the chicken hot pot for Sunday, so my list included a small green cabbage, and some cream.
I had actually said to himself "Don't get a white cabbage, it won't work, and if they don't have green cabbage, we won't need the cream, and we can just use the extra broccoli that you bought that we didn't need yesterday. He looked at me and nodded, as if to say "Roger! Willco!" and off he went.
The bit regarding "If no lettuce, get mushrooms, we will have to have steak, chips & mushrooms instead of our usual steak, salad & jp's" (Not as healthy, but needs must 
) seemed to have been taken on board.
However I'm now the less than proud owner of a very large white cabbage, and a large pot of cream 
.
I will list the white cabbage on the village FB page, there must be someone with a large family who can use it! (Can be left in a bag on our doorstep for collection) and I suppose I could make creamed broccoli!
Before anyone castigates me (big word for a Saturday) I really do appreciate the fact that Mr P does get the shopping, this post is meant to be a bit of lighthearted stuff!
I'm here!
He has got it wrong, I did not insist on having a white cabbage!
Heaven forfend that he ever gets anything wrong! He is MAN, he is invincible, see he him roar! (In his highly polished brogues).
Terribull, are you a published author? If not, you should be! 
May I’m innocent of all misogynistic charges, honest guv’nor!
Where’s Phoenix? Is she in the GN slammer?
Next time perhaps Granny - enjoy your buns 
No don’t go - there’s lots more baking tips where that came from!
Till we meet again then Marydoll - bain marie and bonnet de douche
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