Tonight's the night ...

? would this help?

Yes please Phoenix. I’ve got a couple of rockets left over from bonfire night and a jar of Vaseline. Happy to help ?

'hanged' not 'hung, drawn and quartered'

You just knew some annoying pedant would pick up on that one, eh?

Only have bedside clock/radio it will change automatically

I think you’ll have plenty of offers of help Phoenix . I wonder if he’s ever ‘off duty’ or if he’s like that with the milkman, the postie, etc ?

Who puts their clocks forward before they go to bed and who waits until morning?

Whose clocks do it automatically?

You should all sit on the naughty step

phoenix
May I assist?
I have my own gloves.
Perhaps a little lubricant...?????
????

PATTIES! Damn auto correct!

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One hour less of being in lockdown!!!

Don't get banned, we need your quirky, unique take on life at the moment phoenix

How's the cabbage?

DH has only mentioned it about six times!

phoenix

self igniting enema

Shame there's a shortage of alcohol hand rub. It could have been made to look like a slight mishap

phoenix go on, do it, please ?

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Phoenix...you offering

Usually looking forward to this thinking of summer. Now everything is on hold.

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Or a thread about Neil Young

Realised today that the clock in my car would be correct for the first time since October. Just have to remember that it's no longer an hour fast.

Oh I thought this was going to be a thread about Rod the Mod

We will be able to go nowhere later in the evening ?!

So had I, despite the fact that I always really look forward to it.