Tonight's the night ...

So had I, despite the fact that I always really look forward to it.

We will be able to go nowhere later in the evening ?!

Oh I thought this was going to be a thread about Rod the Mod

Realised today that the clock in my car would be correct for the first time since October. Just have to remember that it's no longer an hour fast.

Or a thread about Neil Young

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Usually looking forward to this thinking of summer. Now everything is on hold.

Phoenix...you offering

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phoenix go on, do it, please ?

self igniting enema

Shame there's a shortage of alcohol hand rub. It could have been made to look like a slight mishap

DH has only mentioned it about six times!

phoenix

Don't get banned, we need your quirky, unique take on life at the moment phoenix

How's the cabbage?

One hour less of being in lockdown!!!

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PATTIES! Damn auto correct!

phoenix
May I assist?
I have my own gloves.
Perhaps a little lubricant...?????
????

You should all sit on the naughty step

Who puts their clocks forward before they go to bed and who waits until morning?

Whose clocks do it automatically?

I think you’ll have plenty of offers of help Phoenix . I wonder if he’s ever ‘off duty’ or if he’s like that with the milkman, the postie, etc ?

Only have bedside clock/radio it will change automatically

'hanged' not 'hung, drawn and quartered'

You just knew some annoying pedant would pick up on that one, eh?

Yes please Phoenix. I’ve got a couple of rockets left over from bonfire night and a jar of Vaseline. Happy to help ?

? would this help?