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Gwiz5 Wed 22-Apr-20 20:33:22

Evening all
It’s now no longer weird to ask Siri what day is it

Getting emails from easyJet saying ‘ picture yourself here ‘ is not at all helpful and a little bit mean Stavros.

Being afraid to try on clothes that did fit 3 weeks ago is not over the top.

Staying in in is the new out out.

???And in health news???

Shopping at Waitrose or M+S does NOT afford immunity from the virus OR as is currently thought exemption from following the rules regarding staying indoors/ not meeting for a delicious gluten/dairy/nut/meat free feast with Ethel and her 5 kids and her nanny and timmy the teacup dog.

Research done by A university for real people also now confirms that having a plummy accent and coming from ‘ anywhere that starts with ‘ North daaaahling ‘ Affords NO immunity what so ever. It does however lead to being more of an idiot.

????ON A PERSONAL NOTE ????

I’m pleased to say that my menopause bitch level has been downgraded - mostly due to the rise of that bitch Carole Fkcin Baskin

Stay safe , stay well , stay indoors.

Witzend Sat 25-Apr-20 09:50:06

Dh is suddenly very keen on doing the food shop. That’s because he does it in the M&S food dept., because it’s now so easy to park and much quieter than Asda (where I always did most of it day to day.)

Nothing of course to do with the fact that he goes round picking up all manner of M&S-special snacks and nibbles that I wouldn’t usually buy even at rather less ££ in Asda.

kittylester Sat 25-Apr-20 09:23:34

grannygravy - not true!!

We have fitted wardrobes that run back into the eaves. We recently got to the back of ours and it was filthy! grin

Puzzler61 Sat 25-Apr-20 07:40:57

AGAA4 Love your comment about the fridge. Made me chuckle. We all need to laugh more in these trying times. (Also
I’ve never cleaned my ‘fridge so much in all the years I’ve been marrie (42yrs). Well got to do something with all the antibacterial wipes and sprays I’ve accumulated ?

Lucca Sat 25-Apr-20 07:30:23

Barmeyoldbat. It’s called a floordrobe.

Evie64 Sat 25-Apr-20 02:19:18

Waitrose, M&S dwarling! No, sorry, refuse to pay twice the price for the same stuff. Aldi all the way to the bank for me thanks grin

Marmight Fri 24-Apr-20 12:35:30

I have learnt :
That I like coffee. Why? I never drink it confused Have to have a strong black each morning
That tidying up is a total waste of time. The dining table/desk is just as messy 24 hours later
That planting seeds too is a total waste of time; buying/begging plants from neighbours is more successful
That my daughters are really concerned about me Ive just received a 3rd amazing food parcel full of goodies ?
(I have a plummy accent, live in the Cotswolds , my village is double barrelled (but doesn’t involve North or South) & I never set foot in my local Waitrose- can’t bear the clientele. I stick to Aldi, far friendlier ?)

SaraC Fri 24-Apr-20 12:07:05

.... love the idea that TripAdvisor’s top travel destination is the fridge!! More exotic contents perhaps?

Grammaretto Thu 23-Apr-20 22:14:51

I was hoping to learn something on this thread. I'm mega disappointed.

I have learned how to send small parcels from home. I pay online, print labels and pop in the post box saving a trip to the post office seeing as I can't go out.

Mollygo Thu 23-Apr-20 21:35:52

I have learnt that even my feather duster won’t clean right the way down behind the radiators.
That stilts cable-tied to the sides of my small step ladders make me feel secure enough to paint the ceiling.
That being able to have a lie in every day isn’t as good as I thought it would be, getting up early is better.
Then finally, that I’d never heard of Carole Baskin and am unlikely to even Google her to find out.

Nanna58 Thu 23-Apr-20 20:44:40

Dannirae, I can assure you I never did before we were incarcerated!!

dorcas1950 Thu 23-Apr-20 19:39:20

Some other Oxfordshire girls here!

Barmeyoldbat Thu 23-Apr-20 19:23:01

Or have no wardrobes and be a teenager, chuck them on the floor.What have I learnt being on lockdown, number 1 is being a slob is not so bad after all. Somehow I have lost a little bit of weight and as for coffee bags, well I think that is very upmarket.

GrannyGravy13 Thu 23-Apr-20 17:19:40

The secret to never having to clean behind your wardrobe is to invest in fitted ones ???

DanniRae Thu 23-Apr-20 16:40:06

Oh Nanna58 who cleans behind their wardrobes? Not me for sure! shock

Nanna58 Thu 23-Apr-20 16:31:48

I have learned that if you don’t clean behind your wardrobes for years the skirting board there will grow more fur than your dog!! ?

Callistemon Thu 23-Apr-20 16:09:58

Is it just me who is confused?

The only bits I understand so far are Waitrose, teabag, foodbank university and Chipping Norton (my ancestral home).
Actually, that is quite a lot.

Is my accent plummy?
I would have to let others decide!

Canklekitten Thu 23-Apr-20 15:47:59

13:30Bossyrossy

Carol Baskin is no better in my opinion than Exotic Joe. Her tigers are kept in equally small enclosures and she charges people to come and see them, it’s a zoo. Both are as bad as each other.
Sorry, I digress from the OP.

I agree with you Bossyrossy. That Carol is a piece of work. No more an animal lover than Joe Exotic!! That bitch Carol f***ing Baskin!!!

AGAA4 Thu 23-Apr-20 15:20:40

Trip Advisor's top destination is the fridge. Very few cases of coronavirus there. A little cool most of the year but safe.

Oopsminty Thu 23-Apr-20 14:33:04

Carol Baskin is just as bad as all the other idiots who keep lions and tigers in cages. Dreadful woman

Wasn't hugely impressed with Tiger King

Far too many episodes but youngest daughter wanted to watch

LadyO Thu 23-Apr-20 14:29:44

A spoiler alert re discussing Tiger King would have been nice... I haven’t watched the programme yet ?

GrannyGravy13 Thu 23-Apr-20 14:18:55

Carol Baskin is exploiting big cats in the name of conservation, her cages are far too small, she is as odious as Joey Exotic (have only watched the first programme, not sure I shall ever be bored enough to view the rest of the series)

Bossyrossy Thu 23-Apr-20 13:30:24

Carol Baskin is no better in my opinion than Exotic Joe. Her tigers are kept in equally small enclosures and she charges people to come and see them, it’s a zoo. Both are as bad as each other.
Sorry, I digress from the OP.

Bluecat Thu 23-Apr-20 13:29:20

Did look a bit like Carol might have bumped off her old man, though...

MawB Thu 23-Apr-20 13:15:29

Lemongrove gringrin

Buttonjugs Thu 23-Apr-20 12:55:31

The. bloke off of Tiger King plotted to have Carol Baskin murdered. She is a lovely lady who rescues Big Cats and has a sanctuary you can access on YouTube - there are several live webcams so you can watch them. I don’t know why anyone except that lunatic lot especially the one in prison would call her that. ??‍♀️