It’s now no longer weird to ask Siri what day is it
Getting emails from easyJet saying ‘ picture yourself here ‘ is not at all helpful and a little bit mean Stavros.
Being afraid to try on clothes that did fit 3 weeks ago is not over the top.
Staying in in is the new out out.
🚑🚑🚑And in health news🚑🚑🚑
Shopping at Waitrose or M+S does NOT afford immunity from the virus OR as is currently thought exemption from following the rules regarding staying indoors/ not meeting for a delicious gluten/dairy/nut/meat free feast with Ethel and her 5 kids and her nanny and timmy the teacup dog.
Research done by A university for real people also now confirms that having a plummy accent and coming from ‘ anywhere that starts with ‘ North daaaahling ‘ Affords NO immunity what so ever. It does however lead to being more of an idiot.
💁🏼💁🏼ON A PERSONAL NOTE 💁🏼💁🏼
I’m pleased to say that my menopause bitch level has been downgraded - mostly due to the rise of that bitch Carole Fkcin Baskin
Stay safe , stay well , stay indoors.
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