What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself

I missed my mouth when drinking orange squash this afternoon.

I haven’t done that for a few days so I must be due for a sousing. It’ll be my morning coffee, most likely.

You done a me then . I fell asleep on the sofa last week with a full cup of tea in my hand. Soon woke up when it flooded over my trousers. That was the last beverage I spilled but I'm sure it's time for another soon.

That’s like “When did you stop beating your wife?”

I don’t spill beverages on myself. Simples.

I didn't spill red wine on myself but slopped it all over the kitchen floor en route to the garden.
I was carrying my dinner in my other hand .

I do miss my mouth sometimes.
DH says "I don't know how you managed to miss your mouth, it's big enough"

‘Beverage’ has just struck me as a very weird word. But maybe they all do if you say them over and over -beverage beverage beverage beverage...
Sorry, I haven’t spilt anything down myself for ages. I did slop some tea on the carpet recently though. That’ll teach me to try to take a cup of tea up to bed in one hand, with a book in the other, so no hand free for turning the light on, and oops,
tripped over something lying around the hall floor.

My bedtime hot chocolate a few weeks ago - It got me, my pyjamas, the duvet, two pillows, duvet cover, bottom sheet and hot water bottle cover.

I still have no idea why it decided to take such a dislike to me.

I do miss my mouth sometimes.

I think it was Jimmy Tarbuck who used to say, 'I have a drink problem, I keep missing my mouth?'

No prizes for guessing what merlotgran spills on herself

Mine's a rather nice organic shiraz this evening, too good to spill!

(In case anyone thinks I'm posh, it was on offer).

Spill it, gilly?

How very dare you.

The last time I knocked over a some years ago, I didn't realise it had trickled down the frame of a valuable (to us) water colour.

I'd taken it down while decorating and thought it would be safe propped up by the side of a bookcase. I didn't spot what had happened until I went to hang it back up and noticed some serious damage to a lovely landscape.

It cost me over £100 to have it restored.

It would have been much cheaper to have chucked it down my front!

I've just put the sherry bottle back in the wine rack without its lid on! The dog enjoyed licking it up off the floor.

We moved on to the merlot merlot

Same vineyard, very nice, very mellow now.

Merlot's in short supply chez merlot at the moment so it's sauvignon blanc tonight.

You get what you're given these days

Can't afford to spill any.

I only drank merlot because we had no sauvignon blanc!

It doesn't go so well with fish.
But it was very nice.

A can of Pepsi Max today when our foster Pup jumped up and knocked it out of my hand!
She then decided to shake it off her coat and al? Over my best sparkling white cotton Top,
I just hope that it wont stain, its soaking in a bucket of cold water for now, I will put it on a machine wash tomorrow.

I went through a faze of drinking and spilling cider a few years ago. God knows why. The drinking or the spilling.

spilling cider

Unforgiveable!

I never spill water on myself, it is always red wine or the best pink Champagne and the last time was probably lunchtime.

Is it a hazy memory harrigran?

Not on myself lately, but I’ve given the carpet two drenchings, red wine and coffee. The fiendish lockdown jigsaw’s on my coffee table so drinks are relegated to the floor. I was quite dismissive when DH worried that I’d kick them over. Thank goodness we chose a multi-coloured carpet.

Himself is nearly as bad. He knocked a bottle of soy sauce out of the kitchen cupboard yesterday and his explanation as to why he hadn’t mopped up was that it was the same colour as the floorboards.

GagaJo
Had you been at the cider when you posted at 22.10 yesterday?
A faze phase of drinking+spilling eh? Tut-tut ??

No, sadly. Since chemo I no longer enjoy that fuzzy headed inebriated feeling. Just my addled brains to blame I’m afraid.

Removing a hot bowl of tomato soup from the microwave.