Last year a friend and I decided to have a day out. He wanted to see a lion.
We decided on Whipsnade but when we arrived there was only one cage with a dog in it.
No lions.
'Oh yes', he said, 'this is a lion dog'.
'Oh yeah?' said I
'I'll tell you what' I think, it's a shih-tzu'.
Being quizzed by chemist's assistant in Boots.