Miss Marydoll’s Birthday Bash ????

I’ve put The Corries on in the background to start off but turn it up as loud as you want coz Miss is a little deaf. As it is a virtual party her feet won’t get sore dancing. I hope she is bringing Mr Marydoll* coz I’ve put “Save the last dance for me” for them.

Pleez can yoo pas me a sawnwij Doodle ? I’d weely lik a
Jam one.

Wot time is the muzik startin Feeling?
I can sing God Save D’Kween but I ony no words to 1 vers.

Miss is a star

Ooh vay look taysty Doods ??

Happy Birthday Miss. Here is the piñata full of sweeties. There is the big stick for thumping the piñata not anyone/thing else. There are loads of sweeties to go around so no shoving. Miss gets to go first. ??? for the ceilidh. Have some of youse got a party piece, a poem, dance, song or joke for the ceilidh? I have lots of jokes but some of them are vulgar???

Oh yes probly. We kud av sum niblies and save her cak for when she cum in ?

Praps Miss’s Admyra has tookd her teo by nu shoos ?

pants I’ve brung the sanwychis up and put dem on d tayble.
I wurked ard getin them all nice for Miss

Doodle doo yoo fink Miss’s boyfren has took her out for the aftrtnoon ?

Squiffy I do keep curly wurlies in the big Nikas and the choklit gos awl over my ‘ankie on warm days.

Ooooohh yeh. Pleez.

puzzler I bet thay lik myne only myne r gween. ?
Can we av sum food know and wate for miss to cum an blows out her candiles. ?.
Sawsige woll anywuns? ?

Big nikkas is gwd coz yoo can hyde fings in them lyke sweetis ??? but choklits a bit dojjy coz it melts

I haz to ware navi bloo big nikas.
An’ I meen BIG - my big sista ‘ad em befor me.

Aww how’s yor pawly head Bath? Sorwy if it waz me.
My mom alays sez I am lik a bul in a chyna shop.

Corse squiffy my botle gween ones wiv sclastic.

Doods I ope thay veree fick nikkas!

squiffy I got nover pear of nickas in kase ?

I hope yous dat bin bownsin hav bin dwin yor pelvik flor xercisis uvverwyse yoo mite hav a axident

Gilty as chargd Doodle ( the whelks wer a bit off.)

Kant wate four too O clok when Miss cums. Iz dat when v likkle and is at the top pants?

lemon yous bin rumigin in the Argy bins agin.?

Thas reelee kynde ov yoo Doods. I fink Willa wil prolly bee yore bestest fren now!

Any fule no that u doan’t bownse on a bownsey cassel wen you have bin eatin whelks an eclairs.?