Miss Marydoll’s Birthday Bash 🎉🎈🥂🎂

Cor Pants yooz urlee todae!! Did yooz wet yore bed? Rite, Im rolin owt the paistree rite now, an deefrossin the sossij meet in a bole of hot worta, cos I forgetted to get it owt ov the freeza.

An Ive brort the burfdae kard fore awl of us to rite our nams in. Hear it iz - yoo kan be furs Pants!

Knock knock, kan I cum in? I got big box ov noiz maykerz an twumpitz an dwumz an them ickle zylifonz.

Happy birthday to Miss. Can I orgynise the bumptz pleyse?

I hope Doodle isn't makyn feesh paste sandwyches as I don't think Miss likyz em.

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4 teech! 🥳

Ooh Im glad sum of yooz ar in now - kan yoo awl start bloin up the bloons - thayr ova thare on Miss's desc. Then thayle be awl reddy fore CraftyGranny to put up wen she aryves

I have a sunshine yellow tableclof on the table like you sed Pants and
I av put ‘Happy Birfday sprinkuls’ all over it.
Can my tabul be for welcome drinks ? I av’ sum tasty roobarb
Gyn Miss will lik.

Pants yoo avent got yore Burfdae Monnita's baj on! Kwik go an gettit!

Soz Bath I mite ony bee able to blow one bloon coz of mi blooming Azma. I’ll twy.

Appy burfday Miss, u the bess teecheer I eva ad 🎉

I’m drawin a speshul burfday stiffgit to go with Karl 🖍✏️

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I can't stay at skool today cos me mam sez I 'ave to look after our Jimmy. But I'm leavin this 'ere for Miss for her birthday present.

Here iz sum flowrzs for Miss.
I got ‘em from awl ov Us.

Sowy iz late pants but iz bin clawyin a big box. I got partee ats

An I got buntins

An I got Miss a pwesent frum us all out our potit munny.
Itz shame dey cudn spel teechr rite but praps Miss won notiss.

Fanks Bathsheba fore memerin bout my baj! I’ve syned the kard an pwt the Waytroes Gif Tokn in - she can by erself sum tonycs to go wiv Puzzler’s posh gyn🍸

Wot a veree ard wyrkin lot ewe are! Miss is gonna be so mprest wiv us, she mite by us an 🍦

Carree on the gwd wyrk - I ave to go an see a man bout a dawg but wil be bac layta......

Cor pants you woz up erly. I ad to get up erly too so I cud get in on tyme. I goin to v mestic syence woom soz I can make v sangwyches hijeanicwy. If squiffy or any of v uvers cum in I cud du wiv sum elp. 😱

Do you fink Squiffys bycks fyzz will be too strong for Miss? What about some fyzzy pop! We don't want her all Squiffy (scuse the pun) setting our mafs question today.

Thank you all and especially Pantglas, you have really spoiled me. I'm in tears (again)
I think we will have a day of school today! NO maths. I did find a birthday themed teaser, but I couldn't work out the answer!
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Just keep your eye out for Mrs Charleygirl, she thinks I'm a big softie!

Chewy, I will be contacting you later about dogging school, as we call it in Glesca! No rude jokes please! We are refined here.
Remember my idol, Miss Jean Brodie.

I am very impressed with you girls doing so much for Miss-you obviously admire her a lot even although her hard work has not penetrated. She may allow you to go home early today (so she can have a lie down herself). Please do not overdo it- Miss has not been well.

You are too young to be thinking about alcoholic drinks. I am well aware what you get up to after school!

Oooh Miss Happy Burfday! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Cum bak latr an ave sum of d food wez avin a buffay.
Hope youz enjoy youzelf Miss 😊
I doin eg and cwess no pants I redy dun cheez and am.

Oh girrrrrls, (strong Scottish accent, as I'm very emotional), you are so kind to me!

As there is no school day, I have a special treat for you all.
It's the world's biggest bouncy castle.

Oh luk evverwun, shes hear! HAPPY BURFDAE MISS!!! I so pleezd yoo liks evryfin wes dun fore yoo!

And YIPPEE wes avin a dae off skul! Les go to the parc an plae on the swingz - cum on gurlz!!!