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Miss Marydoll’s Birthday Bash πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆπŸ₯‚πŸŽ‚

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Pantglas2 Thu 14-May-20 07:57:50

Wayky wayky gyrls! πŸ›Œ. Cum on ewe lazee minkses, we ave wyrk todo!

As Fishul Partee Cordynatr I’m givin evrywon a job so reed the lyst beelo, then get craccin

Doodle - mayk sangwyches
Bathsheba - preepair sawsej roles
Callistemon- birfdae cayke
Squiffy - make up juggs of Byccs Fyzz
CraftyGranny - pwt up blwns

Evriwon els to put taybls n chers in a big -- rectanl-- skware an cuvr with tayblcloffs.

Now I’ll sit with my brekkie an swprvyse you all.......

Bathsheba Thu 14-May-20 08:16:36

Cor Pants yooz urlee todae!! Did yooz wet yore bed? Rite, Im rolin owt the paistree rite now, an deefrossin the sossij meet in a bole of hot worta, cos I forgetted to get it owt ov the freeza.

An Ive brort the burfdae kard fore awl of us to rite our nams in. Hear it iz - yoo kan be furs Pants!

Gaunt47 Thu 14-May-20 08:16:43

Knock knock, kan I cum in? I got big box ov noiz maykerz an twumpitz an dwumz an them ickle zylifonz.

Goodbyetoallthat Thu 14-May-20 08:20:32

Happy birthday to Miss. Can I orgynise the bumptz pleyse?

Goodbyetoallthat Thu 14-May-20 08:22:43

I hope Doodle isn't makyn feesh paste sandwyches as I don't think Miss likyz em.

Pittcity Thu 14-May-20 08:23:37

4 teech! πŸ₯³

Bathsheba Thu 14-May-20 08:26:19

Ooh Im glad sum of yooz ar in now - kan yoo awl start bloin up the bloons - thayr ova thare on Miss's desc. Then thayle be awl reddy fore CraftyGranny to put up wen she aryves

Puzzler61 Thu 14-May-20 08:27:40

I have a sunshine yellow tableclof on the table like you sed Pants and
I av put β€˜Happy Birfday sprinkuls’ all over it.
Can my tabul be for welcome drinks ? I av’ sum tasty roobarb
Gyn Miss will lik.

Bathsheba Thu 14-May-20 08:29:31

Pants yoo avent got yore Burfdae Monnita's baj on! Kwik go an gettit!

Puzzler61 Thu 14-May-20 08:30:30

Soz Bath I mite ony bee able to blow one bloon coz of mi blooming Azma. I’ll twy.

Beechnut Thu 14-May-20 08:31:17

Appy burfday Miss, u the bess teecheer I eva ad πŸŽ‰

Beechnut Thu 14-May-20 08:34:36

I’m drawin a speshul burfday stiffgit to go with Karl πŸ–βœοΈ

Chewbacca Thu 14-May-20 08:35:40

I can't stay at skool today cos me mam sez I 'ave to look after our Jimmy. But I'm leavin this 'ere for Miss for her birthday present.

Puzzler61 Thu 14-May-20 08:45:09

Here iz sum flowrzs for Miss.
I got β€˜em from awl ov Us.

Doodle Thu 14-May-20 08:45:12

Sowy iz late pants but iz bin clawyin a big box. I got partee ats

Doodle Thu 14-May-20 08:45:56

An I got buntins

Doodle Thu 14-May-20 08:48:38

An I got Miss a pwesent frum us all out our potit munny.
Itz shame dey cudn spel teechr rite but praps Miss won notiss.

Pantglas2 Thu 14-May-20 08:52:15

Fanks Bathsheba fore memerin bout my baj! I’ve syned the kard an pwt the Waytroes Gif Tokn in - she can by erself sum tonycs to go wiv Puzzler’s posh gyn🍸

Wot a veree ard wyrkin lot ewe are! Miss is gonna be so mprest wiv us, she mite by us an 🍦

Carree on the gwd wyrk - I ave to go an see a man bout a dawg but wil be bac layta......

Doodle Thu 14-May-20 08:54:06

Cor pants you woz up erly. I ad to get up erly too so I cud get in on tyme. I goin to v mestic syence woom soz I can make v sangwyches hijeanicwy. If squiffy or any of v uvers cum in I cud du wiv sum elp. 😱

Goodbyetoallthat Thu 14-May-20 08:55:10

Do you fink Squiffys bycks fyzz will be too strong for Miss? What about some fyzzy pop! We don't want her all Squiffy (scuse the pun) setting our mafs question today.

Marydoll Thu 14-May-20 09:00:02

Thank you all and especially Pantglas, you have really spoiled me. I'm in tears (again)
I think we will have a day of school today! NO maths. I did find a birthday themed teaser, but I couldn't work out the answer!
Just keep your eye out for Mrs Charleygirl, she thinks I'm a big softie!

Chewy, I will be contacting you later about dogging school, as we call it in Glesca! No rude jokes please! We are refined here.
Remember my idol, Miss Jean Brodie.

Charleygirl5 Thu 14-May-20 09:05:27

I am very impressed with you girls doing so much for Miss-you obviously admire her a lot even although her hard work has not penetrated. She may allow you to go home early today (so she can have a lie down herself). Please do not overdo it- Miss has not been well.

You are too young to be thinking about alcoholic drinks. I am well aware what you get up to after school!

Doodle Thu 14-May-20 09:07:04

Oooh Miss Happy Burfday! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
Cum bak latr an ave sum of d food wez avin a buffay.
Hope youz enjoy youzelf Miss 😊
I doin eg and cwess no pants I redy dun cheez and am.

Marydoll Thu 14-May-20 09:08:03

Oh girrrrrls, (strong Scottish accent, as I'm very emotional), you are so kind to me!

As there is no school day, I have a special treat for you all.
It's the world's biggest bouncy castle.

Bathsheba Thu 14-May-20 09:08:06

Oh luk evverwun, shes hear! HAPPY BURFDAE MISS!!! I so pleezd yoo liks evryfin wes dun fore yoo!

And YIPPEE wes avin a dae off skul! Les go to the parc an plae on the swingz - cum on gurlz!!!