TV prog guaranteed to make me laugh out loud - Dinner Ladies. I've seen all of them multiple times and they can still make me roar.
Many years ago, my eldest son and I went to our local Sainsbury's to shop. He was about 14. The store was very crowded and it seemed to take forever to get to the tills.
When we FINALLY got to the cashier, she started putting through the multiple cans of cat food we had bought (we had 4 cats at the time, and a dog). She wasn't the shiniest button in the box. She finished putting the cat food through and smiled at my son and said, "Blimey, you must like cats".
My son looked straight back and said "We haven't got a cat...."
When we left the store and were walking down the high street, I saw a familiar face and putting the bags down, gave this chap a huge hug and stood talking to him for several minutes, before my son said (very quietly) "Mum, I don't know who you think he is but we've definately never met him before". He was right.
Exit stage left in great haste and red with embaressment.
Gary Glitter programme Tuesday
Scottish political mess. Is Devolution working?