The most embarrassing moment of my life!

I was about 12 or 13 and had been learning piano for a few months.The guides were putting on a show and wanted someone to play as the cast came on stage. One of the girls told the captain that I could play so even though I protested I was forced up to the piano and given the music without any practice. Needless to say I made a complete mess of it, so embarrassing.?

I used to work in a RC school and every so often we'd take the entire school to mass. So there we all were. 240 children and a dozen or so staff all lined up outside the school ready to set off when a child arriving late distracted me. I accidently stepped backwards off the kerb and into a pothole. Needless to say I went A over T and ended up on the ground with my skirt up around my waist. Knickers in full few of every child and adult (fortunately sensible knickers that day). Oh the shame but it didn't go away because months later at the Y6 Leaver's Assembly one of the boys said that the funniest thing he'd seen at school was Mrs * flashing her knickers on the way to Mass [embarrassed]

Oh nooooooo!

Was he laughing when you paid him?