mention of peter crouch reminds me of hearing him on a sports programme where various sports people were discussing their careers. the presenter ended by asking, peter, what would you have been if you'd not been a successful footballer ? quick as a flash, peter replied, a virgin.
It’s the length of a grave. Also, a yard was the distance from a bowman’s nose to his outstretched finger tips. A metre is 3” longer and the bowman’s wife’s yard would be shorter.