As a church choir member, singing from an elevated balcony at the rear of the church, we often get spectacular aerial views of some ladies. both at funerals and weddings. Plunging necklines and short/skin-tight clothes are fairly common at both kinds of. service. We also spot people using phones, eating sweets, and various other unsuitable activities.
I feel particularly embarrassed on behalf of our elderly Parish Priest, at times. Lo and behold is a very accurate description of many bride’s dresses. When he is standing a step higher than the brides he often mustn’t know where to look.
I’m finished my festival poncho