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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

Bellanonna Sun 12-Nov-23 10:36:13

There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot
So she took a sharp knife

crazyH Sun 12-Nov-23 11:11:57

There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot
So she took a sharp knife
“My wart or my life !”

Juliet27 Mon 13-Nov-23 09:26:54

There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot
So she took a sharp knife
“My wart or my life !”
It was then A&E she sought!

I once had a one eared bunny

GoldenLady Mon 13-Nov-23 15:03:52

I once had a one eared bunny
As a baby, I thought he was funny

crazyH Mon 13-Nov-23 15:19:07

I once had a one eared bunny
As a baby, I thought he was funny
Turned his head sideways

BrightandBreezy Mon 13-Nov-23 17:02:28

I once had a one eared bunny
As a baby, I thought he was funny
Turned his head sideways
To watch was my craze

Elrel Mon 13-Nov-23 17:36:45

I once had a one eared bunny
As a baby, I thought he was funny
Turned his head sideways
To watch was my craze
And I stuck back his ear with some honey

Ther once was a sad Christmas elf

Squiffy Mon 13-Nov-23 18:13:19

There once was a sad Christmas elf
Fed up being stuck on a shelf

Jangran99 Mon 13-Nov-23 20:13:48

There once was a sad Christmas elf
Fed up being stuck on a shelf

Jangran99 Mon 13-Nov-23 20:15:49

Ooopsblushgrin

There once was a sad Christmas elf
Fed up being stuck on a shelf
Said " I need some fun"

Squiffy Tue 14-Nov-23 10:24:27

There once was a sad Christmas elf
Fed up being stuck on a shelf
Said " I need some fun"
Now, what can be done?

crazyH Tue 14-Nov-23 14:46:00

There once was a sad Christmas elf
Fed up being stuck on a shelf
Said " I need some fun"
Now, what can be done?
“Have a night on the tiles myself”.

So, when all was quiet and dark

AGAA4 Tue 14-Nov-23 14:55:10

So when all was quiet and dark
I went for a walk in the park

Bumface Tue 14-Nov-23 15:15:34

There was a young man of Uplyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked 'Why a third'
He replied 'One's absurd'
And bigamy sir is a crime.

The was a young girl from Nepal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
She thought she would risk it
And went as a biscuit
And a dog ate her up in the hall.

GoldenLady Tue 14-Nov-23 15:33:11

So when all was quiet and dark
He went for a walk in the park
The dogs started to bark

Bellanonna Tue 14-Nov-23 18:16:03

So when all was quiet and dark
He went for a walk in the park
The dogs started to bark
They thought, “This is a lark”

crazyH Tue 14-Nov-23 19:49:06

So when all was quiet and dark
He went for a walk in the park
The dogs started to bark
They thought, “This is a lark”
“We’ll nip him but won’t leave a mark “

His legs were so thin and gangly

AGAA4 Tue 14-Nov-23 19:52:34

His legs were so thin and gangly
And his beard was long and dangly

Squiffy Tue 14-Nov-23 23:08:06

His legs were so thin and gangly
And his beard was long and dangly
He looked such a fright

BrightandBreezy Wed 15-Nov-23 00:21:20

His legs were so thin and gangly
And his beard was long and dangly
He looked such a fright
But came out at night

Bellanonna Sat 18-Nov-23 23:29:05

His legs were so thin and gangly
And his beard was long and dangly
He looked such a fright
But came out at night
At a time when his nerves were less jangly

Ive started to write my first cards

Salti Sun 19-Nov-23 11:48:37

Ive started to write my first cards
Verse a sonnet, just like the Bard's

GoldenLady Sun 19-Nov-23 15:58:51

Ive started to write my first cards
Verse a sonnet, just like the Bard's
But they all sound like Hamlet

crazyH Sun 19-Nov-23 17:56:49

Ive started to write my first cards
Verse a sonnet, just like the Bard's
But they all sound like Hamlet,
Romeo and Juliet ?