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Lemon pickers needed ? ? ?

(22 Posts)
Gwenisgreat1 Mon 10-Aug-20 16:23:50

Spot on!!

Jomarie Mon 10-Aug-20 16:19:12

Excellent !!!grin

Alishka Mon 10-Aug-20 16:15:58

grin love it!

timetogo2016 Mon 10-Aug-20 15:52:16

OH that`s brilliant Mawb.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

AGAA4 Mon 10-Aug-20 14:32:23

Thanks. That made me smile.

felice Mon 10-Aug-20 14:29:43

grin grin

MiniMoon Mon 10-Aug-20 13:21:46

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toscalily Mon 10-Aug-20 13:11:33

Made me smile.

tanith Mon 10-Aug-20 13:10:37

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Squiffy Mon 10-Aug-20 13:09:44

?? Brilliant! Thanks Maw ?

Lisagran Mon 10-Aug-20 13:06:31

Ha ha! Love it smile

allsortsofbags Mon 10-Aug-20 13:05:03

Made me laugh, thank you grin

monk08 Mon 10-Aug-20 13:02:59

Love itsmile

BBbevan Mon 10-Aug-20 12:48:18

Brilliant Maw love it

Callistemon Mon 10-Aug-20 12:30:13

I love it! ???

Jane43 Mon 10-Aug-20 12:13:45

Brilliant, thank you.

Charleygirl5 Mon 10-Aug-20 12:08:10

I enjoyed that.

DanniRae Mon 10-Aug-20 12:06:57

Thanks for making me smile grin

GillT57 Mon 10-Aug-20 12:05:10

grin grin grin

glammanana Mon 10-Aug-20 12:03:02

What a great laugh for the afternoon to start with.grin

phoenix Mon 10-Aug-20 11:58:56

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MawB Mon 10-Aug-20 11:51:36

Just to raise a smile -and I hope of marginally more interest than an account of my breakfast beverage - a friend has just sent this to me

LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA -- ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read an ad in the newspaper for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do., and decided to apply. She submitted to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask whether you have any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Trump.”
She started work yesterday.