What annoys you (lighthearted or otherwise)

I don't let too much annoy me, but I'm annoyed that I'm feeling guilty about starting a funny thread which is then cancelled because it is deemed to be poking fun at other posters. Just a little bit. I'm just here for the laughs, not to upset folk.

Today everything and everyone including myself...........no idea why?

People who comment on a facebook post having clearly read only the headline.

Being unable to get decent broadband at my home.

My own laziness!

After telephoning some companies when the options offered does not include the subject you wish to speak about, and does not have a ‘for anything else’ choice.

Having made a random selection from the above, speaking to someone who agrees to put you through to the appropriate department and then the line goes dead.

Supermarkets who substitute most items with varying degrees of success, but make no attempt to substitute basics such as bread when they don’t have the brand you selected.

People who say “see you later” when you will probably never ever meet them again

The dreaded glottal stop - ma’uh instead of matter

This will open the flood gates.

People who reply to my email but avoid answering my questions.
Apostrophes used incorrectly (especially on signs/posters)
Friend who doesn't use full stops or capitals in his text messages.
Being interrupted before I've finished talking
Weeds
Slugs
My tinnitus
Hyundai - I need a replacement lawnmower wheel trim.
They've now sent me 3 - all wrong. Even given them a
photo of the one I need.
Not being able to edit a GN comment I've already posted.

Thank you Flakesdayout. I enjoyed that.

Litter, especially when it's deliberate. There is a spot by the loch where lots of people fish. There is room nearby for several cars to park. It seems a lot of people chuck their rubbish out there before they leave. It's gross. I find it depressing and don't understand why anyone would want to spoil a place they like. Is it to discourage other people from going there? Where are the feelings of common ownership? Do some people hate others so much that they want to spoil the environment?

Utterly baffling!

My husband
Bad manners
Litter
Dog poo bags on gates/on branches
My husband again!!!

Pretty much everything - especially in hot weather!

Flies if they dare come in the house
Incessant building works of my neighbours
Now needing an appointment to go to the local dump FGS!!
Buying chocolate/biscuits when I know I shouldn’t