Birthday gift

I would definitely donate to charity in her name. That way it will be appreciated

Make her a card with a tiny angel Angel on it and present it to her - as she's always 'harping on' about things?!

Love the idea of twining her toilet! The worst presents that have arrived in our family were clocks - one with bird songs every quarter and one with cats miaowing at every quarter, no good of course if she is hard of hearing ?

Why bother. I've stopped giving my sister presents after she always gave me cheap tat when I always gave her her favourite perfume makeup.
I told her last year it was a waste of money exchanging unwanted gifts at Christmas and birthdays and we might as well treat ourselves to something we really wanted.
She took in in good spirits

On family deaths we have found drawers with gifts in never used that we had sent.

Lancslass1

H1954 - or two sizes too large!

???? Oh yes, even better!

Sorry - just seen that a goat has already been suggested

You used to be able to buy a cow - or similar - to support Oxfam and then send a card to let someone know what you have done on their behalf as a birthday gift! Cow would be quite appropriate maybe.

Or gift voucher for a tattoo?

Some of your suggestions have made me lol! My MIL has become very difficult of late. It was her birthday a couple of weeks ago and she’d given DH very specific guidelines about the kind of nightie she wanted. The size, type, material etc. I went with him to ensure we did what she wanted, and I was really pleased with the one we bought. When she opened it she straight away complained it was too big. I explained it was the size she’d asked for. She then complained about the material, the look of it etc, then practically threw it at me and told me I’d have to take it back! We did get her a new one but just stuck it in the post.

A pile of poo! That’s brilliant, Mollygo

Give her a hearty slap! Lol.

An Oxfam voucher, sponsoring a goat!

How about a down payment on a funeral plan?

@CarlyD7

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This has to be a wind up.

Sorry in earlier post -
notelets.

Should have checked.

I wouldn't buy her anything and just stick a card in the post, she sounds so ungrateful.

My sister was exactly the same ,so years ago I said I'm not buying you anything else you never like it anyway and I never have.

I was once given some William Morris note let's from my neighbour for Christmas ..
She said she had given them to me because she knew I liked Wm Morris.
As I was in her house at the time drinking her G and T,I didn't say "Yes that is why I bought you the identical present last year."

H1954 - or two sizes too large!

I like May7s idea very much.
I would donate to a Charity of your choice.and give her name and address as if she has sent it and then she will constantly be bombarded with literature about it.

I wouldn't tell her which Charity either.

An item of clothing............two sizes too small! ???

Have you ever tried asking her for a suggestion of what she would like? - just a suggestion?

Why not give her a voucher for a departmental store. She can then choose her own present!

Maybe give a present or a similar one she bought for you which you didnt like, with a card saying,"you must have liked this as you bought a similar for me"