The Old Argy Bargy Bar....a new lease of life!

Delightful Chewy who knew that you had such a fine baritone voice!
Next!

Chewbacca you keep breaking the glasses with your high notes, We have Lovely Lemongroves Bonnet all over our table. Please take a break while we have a drink.

I'm sure they'll think we're just splendid lemon.

I will sing for you all. ^Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow^?????????

A little decorum ladies if you please! Whatever will the firemen, ship’s company, Admiral, Captain and uncle tom cobbley and all, think of us?
My stint at the pianoforte is over, who will sing for us?
Thor....a round of Lovely Lemongroves Bonnet cocktails all round??????????????

We're in the doggie do now, him being a National Treasure and all.
I've raised the alert among the chaps to find Doodle's jugs, I've never seen the bar empty so quickly.

Well he’s got no balls now ?

Straight in the goolies, I mean googlies - was it a no ball?

Lins they were my jugs. They fell out of the top of my corset and I couldn’t get them back in again.

MawB quick the bottom biting llama, Gnasher, has caught sight of your derrière reflected in the polished floor and is making his way straight for you. ?
Callistemon you did a wonderful job on the floor. So shiny and slippery. Can you let the ambulance men in when they come. We have 3 suspected broken legs and 2 with concussion.
Chewy get up. We know you’re just trying it on. You didn’t slip on the floor you just fell off the chaise longue while you were ogling Gloopy, the dashing Mr Darcy look alike.
Laura you do not have to lay face down on the floor with your bum in the air every time you say bottoms up. It’s a toast not a statement.

I'm game if you are Laura ?
What are a few feathers among friends. Fancy a slice Maw?

Ooh Lins the warning came a little too late, oh Sir Ian lbw Sir.

Cook has just brought in a huge game pie Lins, a few feathers around the crust, the dusting on top was from an old can of ajax or vim and the teeth mark look remarkably like the llama's, but do dig in.

Strip the Willow - here we go.....
Laura mind Sir Ian's middle stump.

I'll sit this one out, on Sven's knee ?
Doodle's descended to the cellar, hope she brings back some pork scratchings.

Sir Tom is a personal friend of mine and will refund the 3d.

(I used to scrub the floors in his mansion in LA).

Don't mention it*lemon*, I've used the lacings to tie up that b....y llama.
Come and have some poteen punch Callistemon. Not much to eat tonight is there, I didn't fancy the jugged hare, not sure whose jugs they were.

Callistemon I think you'll find there's only 3d left in the till, we had to pay off Sir Tom Jones for misuse of one of his songs.

Goodness I am partnered with Sir Ian Botham, I'll strip his willow any day.

Ps blame my friend Mr Sheen, not me.
I met him stripping the willow.

I love Strip the Willow.
You can make some lovely new friends dancing Strip the Willow

If I fall over on that slippy, shiny dance floor, I'm going to sue this bar for every penny it has!

2.5p, 6d to you lot

<Sigh> No, Lins, “Strip the Willow“ is not the same as strip poker

Is that Sven doing the Gay Gordons over there?
Oh no, he’s only chatting to them.

I am looking forward to lemon’s rendition of The Ball of Kirriemuir - especially the 16th verse.

Goodness that floor is slippery, should have stayed in the cellar but then the grass is always greener! Bottoms up all

If I fall over on that slippy, shiny dance floor, I'm going to sue this bar for every penny it has! (How much is that? Anyone know?)