The Old Argy Bargy Bar....a new lease of life!

Is there time for any more or do we only have a
Licence till 10?

Ah Paddy McGinty, an Irishman of note
Fell in for a fortune and bought himself a llama
Says he 'sure of llama milk I'm going to have me fill'
But we bought the llama home he found it was a unicorn, that's karma

I'm off in my mini cooper s now before the blue meanies arrive if the licence is only til ten TTFN

Good night folks, alright if I take the last of the sausage rolls, I’m famished?

Enough of McGinty!
I do a good version of Cars ( I look a bit like Gary Numan anyway, we use the same eyeliner) or shall I save that for 70s Nite?

Ah Puzzler off already is it? Born to be wild....at least until 10 pm.

I extended our licence til 2 am ! Come back!!

Back in the day I could have grooved till the wee small hours, but alas lemon I cannot keep up with you now .
Do you want an encore song? We could do one together?

Let’s twist again,
Like we did last summer,
Ahhh let’s twist again
Like we did last year.......

Round and round and up and down we go again,
Ohh baby make me know you love me so again .....

Owwww, help me up. My back’s gone!

Hobbles off home, still warbling “let’s twist again ...”

I won a Curlywhirly as 1st prize in a Twist competition. And I was in my 40s when I won it! I'd be in a neck brace if I tried now. ?

Now that’s something I would have liked to see Chewy
The party seems to be winding down, I blame all the whacky baccy, it’s put everyone to sleep early!

For God's sake dont mention baccy!

But......my next karaoke is Tobacco Road, here it comes now...

So put that in your pipe and smoke it ?

Can you put Old Smokey on next?

How about Burn Baby Burn? That one always gets me going (and most of the room too)
Right here I go with Disco Inferno.....

And now.....Come on baby light my fire!

oh you love playing with fire don't you Lemon!

Looks like I’m jivin’ all on my own here, the bar is filled with heaps of flowery bodies all in the land of Nod....they look so peaceful, perhaps I should collect Thor and Kev and retire upstairs for the night.Last one out lock the bar up.

Well if the bars open till 2 I’m staying. Come on Admiral. Get up off the floor you’ve pulled. Feeling groovy oh yeah that’s me feeling mellow an groovy.

Ta da da da da feeling groovy. ? ? ? ?

Who the heck rolled that still down the cellar? It looked a bit like a leprechaun with a cut of Chewy's jib?
Big Kev and I were setting the world to rights down there. Can we join you Doodle, there are two more ? feelin' grovvy' ? here, budge up. Bar's still open- fab u lus.

Finally got the Admiral off me thanks to the llama biting his bum. Last I saw of him he was running down Pigstrotter Alley with an amorous llama in hot pursuit.

Where is everybody? It is 10am and the ugly mob elite clientele are wanting to get in.

Doodle rang to say she woke up in Chipping Sodbury and is on her way back to the Argy in a wheelbarrow pushed by a kindly workman.

Where are the rest of the motley crew lovely staff? I can hear a lot of singing? from the cellar.

Puzzler ate some of the sausage rolls so we may not see her for a few days.

Lemon has gone back to Lemongrove Manor with his Lordship saying there were a lot of socks to be ironed.

I have hosed down Thor and Kev who were in a sorry state and I have just found Peardropand Lins asleep in a bath full of llama milk.

That isn’t llama milk AGA it’s all the unwanted batches of hippy hippy shakes ( it’s the milk of magnesia content that fooled ya.)
Another success last night! I won’t go into details ( too personal)?
Feeling very tired today, but tummy ok as I avoided all the cocktails and ditto anything to eat.I stuck to Guinness.....it’s good for you y’know.

Who want to name a Nite for next Friday?

Chipping Sodbury?! A den of iniquity, how did Doodle end up there?