The Old Argy Bargy Bar....a new lease of life!

I think the green slime seeped out from your lime green bloomers AGA and we all soak our smalls ( larges) in your
Poteen cauldron ( it’s what gives it that distinctive flavour.)?

Doodle if Farmer Giles has a big one you should invite him. We can put the big pumpkin by the door with Lisagran to tempt in the customers.

GrannyGravy like your hair style.

I am looking for a costume as my usual day wear - long black dress and pointy hat doesn't look scary enough. I will be bringing Esmerelda, my black cat, who usually sits on my broom step.

Had my suspicions about Lemon soaking her bloomers in the cauldron but I will rinse it out in the stream near the Argy. It's not too mucky if you ignore the green slime.

Cheek. ? I am most certainly not slacking off. Anticipating the next Friday theme I have been to Farmer Giles to arrange supplies of our pumpkins ? for the Halloween party.
He said he had a big one we could have if we wanted but I said that’s ok we’ll just stick to pumpkins for now. ?
Oh yes, Fabrice and Antoine They were sweet. I heard the Admiral talking about them the other day. They are running a house of ill repute in France I think.......or was it Bognor ?
GrannyGravy belle of the ball as usual.
Be careful of that cauldron Aga . I think Lemon uses it for washing her bloomers in. ?
Crumbs Lisagran you’ll soon be our star attraction you keep dressing like that.
Jane10 don’t worry about the sanitisation tank. We’ve got some of chewys old overalls, brushes and hoses from when she worked at the sewage farm and we can give the applicants a quick going over with the scrubber (if lemon’s willing that is ) ?

How will you manage the Covid safety? We have a sanitising tank at Teetering Towers into which all visitors have to plunge on arrival. Will I arrange for a sanitising tank to be delivered to you? Please remind your customers and staff to enter through it but on no account to drink the fluid or exchange it for others IYSWIM. Also I'll arrange for a confessional booth to be delivered. I bought it from a church. I can carry out the interviews in safety in it. I'll leave it after the interviews as you may be able to use some quiet secluded space for er interviews of your own.

Wow Lisa you grow prettier ( and younger) by the day!
As you know, I’m 35 now but cannot compete with a 19 year old....so I expect you’ll get the pick of the burly firemen on Friday.
Jane yes, we can manage that, I will tidy the back room and provide a casting couch for you and champagne and nibbles.
I will send the bill to Teetering Towers.

I have given up on Fabrice and Antoine so have placed an advertisement in 'The Lady' for an amanuensis. Obviously, I'll be inundated with applicants so I won't want my lovely home, Teetering Towers, to be used as a venue for the interviews. Would it be possible to use your Argy Bargy establishment for this purpose? I'd be happy to contribute to refreshment costs for the young men. (They have to be young men, it's in the job description) Just simple cocktails and a few canapés. If you can't manage that I could despatch some of my kitchen staff and a few footmen to help out.

Oops, silly me - I pushed too hard once again.....

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Ooh, looking forward to next week already . I think you should have several burly fireman on hand (as it were) in case the candles in the pumpkins cause a fire....... I’ll just go and retrieve my fishnet tights from Jones the Fish on the market.

Lookin’ good GG !??

I will add some special ingredients to the poteen. Eye of toad and tongue of newt possibly. I will use the old cauldron in the cellar for this week's brew.

I am ready for the Halloween Party ??

Of course! Brilliant AGA had forgotten all about Halloween.
A few of you have no need for masks it’s true!?
Get carving some pumpkins ????
Hmmm, what costume to choose?

The lime green bloomers worked and I am on my way back to the Argy with a wheelbarrow full of spuds. He has also given me a pumpkin for Halloween. Maybe Halloween Nite? None of us will need to dress up

I'm off to Diamond Dot's next to see if they need a hand with stripping wallpaper

Where’s Doodle btw, slacking off again?
Callistemon was in early today hosing down the llamas in the back yard and then stocktaking with Thor in the cellar, what an energetic woman she is, and light on her feet for her size too.....a lesson to us all!

Well done AGA see if you can get a job lot of old spuds from Fast Fritz at a bargain price, otherwise tell him you will be revealing your lime green bloomers to his competitor across the alley, Dodgy Den instead.

Any ideas for next week’s party nite theme?

Jane10 you don’t need them any more, it’s safe to come down to The Argy ( in daylight anyroad) and we miss your
Lovely self ( and your oodles of cash)?

Yes, I did see two lovely young men, could have been your personal assistants Fabrice and Antoine, go off down the road chatting about personal services.
They disappeared into Diamond Dot's I think, where there is some stripping going on - I think they must be removing the old wallpaper and redecorating.

Fabrice and Antoine were mocking Thor's leather thong so he told them to ........off and they did.
Pity as I need some help with the brewing. Every drop of poteen was drunk on Friday night.
I am off to Fast Fritz to see if he will let me have some potatoes. He usually does if I give him a glimpse of my bloomers. I am wearing my lime green ones today. Sure to be a winner.

Phoenix if you locked up you must have a key.....hand it over!?
I got in through a broken lav window this morning.

Haha..... oh yes, Fabrice and Antione, I remember them well!
A kind of Julian and Sandy, they came as your escorts.
Well, they stayed around for a while but had a tiff with one of our bar men and flounced off to the Rat And Widget down the alley.They may have later gone off with some French sailors.?

Lemongrove I definitely dont have the key, even though I seem to have been the last person in the bar last night. (Lightweights!)

I say everyone, last year my personal assistants Fabrice and Antoine called in at your establishment and haven't been seen since although a passerby reported hearing their characteristic squeals. If you see them could you remind that their place is with me and my other staff. Thenk you.

I could do with a hose down AGA I smell of chop suey for some reason.